Dante Hicks would sympathize...
Tonight probably makes my top ten list of most hated times spent in Subway which is an accomplishment considering my almost 3 year employment. We had the most ridiculous and horrifically stupid customers tonight. The funniest thing asked was "what kind of sauce would you recommend on the chicken bacon ranch?" as if the ranch in the title of the name was the type of bacon or something. The worst experience tonight was a phone call from the most ghetto woman you could imagine yelling something along the lines of this at me:
her: I need to talk to yo manager! I found a hair in my food and I am gonna get one of y'all asses fired!!!
My chiiild coulda choked on dat!me: Well I'm sorry to hear that ma'am.
me: My manager is not here right now but will be in tomorrow. I can take down your name and number and have him
speak with you tomorrow.
her: NO! Ima come up der tomorrow! What time y'all open? Ima come up der in my red convertible and wipe my ass all voer y'alls counter then Ima get one of y'all fired!!!
me: Yes ma'am. I'll tell my manager to expect you. Have a good night.
I have excellant customer service. I was going to update earleir today on my job searching but I shall do that tomorrow. Goodnight and please everyone, the $5 sandwiches have been reduced down to only 8 subs. No the chicken bacon ranch is not on there. ONLY THE SANDWICHES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING SIGN WHERE IT SAYS $5 ARE ELIGABLE.
love&sunshine,
Ginny