Bugs are like bad dates?

[tookhernowhere]

Dear very large beetle,

I might have liked you, except that your social graces are really lacking. Next time, call before coming over. And you should at least buy a gal a drink before you expect to hang out in her bedroom.

Have fun out there in the grass!
Mel

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Dear mosquitoes,

I hate you and all that you stand for. And what's with this foot fetish? You barely ever touch any other part of my body. It's creepy.

Plz die. Kthx.
Mel