I saw this (think at
pink_siamese's journal) and found it really rather cool/clever/worth some giggles so wanted to do it:
The "Dear Abby" Fandom Meme
Ask any character I've written for advice*, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome.
*The opinions and advice of these fictional characters do not reflect in any way the opinions and advice of the author...except when they do.