Come~ Come~ Come~ My unfortunate Uglies. Today your beautiful Yumichika has decided to be most charitable and amiable. I will take you under my wing and teach you to be the best that you can be. True, your level will never come close to mine, but to have a taste of almost-perfection is a gift that I would like to bestow upon you. Strength and ( Read more... )

Ah, what a glorious arena. It wasn't there just yesterday. Perhaps it is a gift from those pesky Deities. After investigating the grounds and the vast interior, I've developed a marvelous idea~

"Self-Defense" students of Ayasegawa Yumichika and Madarame Ikkaku, show me your strength. Surely there has to be some progress after months of such ( Read more... )

[gentle rattling of metal chain links.]

[a pause, then a smirk quite audible in his voice]

Oooh, Ani. I didn't know you were into this kind of thing.

I understand if you were so taken by my beauty that you had to resort to this.

I commend you on doing it without waking me. Did you slip me something? ♥

[ooc: Handcuffed to Anita 'Big ( Read more... )

City ( Read more... )

What a wonderful play, Tomo-hime. I enjoyed my role very much. By far, I enjoyed the latest curse, as well ( Read more... )

Foolish, novice women. Pampered princesses lying around like useless ceramic dolls. Talentless.

I will show you how to be a gem among jewels, a diamond among dirt.

The sought after prize hidden beneath the dunes.

Oh great Sultans of this vast and endless land, shall I dance for you until your eyes have had their fill?

[Private// Unhackable] ( Read more... )

...my hands are so small.

Ah, city. This might be entertaining...

...t-taichouuuuu-sama!

[ooc: Strikes are hackable only to Nemu, for she is a super genius. Mood is private. Have a mini-yumi. None of this is my art. Credit to the respective artists. The child-like behavior? He's FAKING it! His brain isn't affected. He's just testing to see ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, an XX chromosome named 'damn' met an XY chromosome named 'sexy.' After an evening of unadulterated passion, they later produced 'damn sexy perfection.' Me. Yours Truly. Ayasegawa YumichikaBut I am but a beautiful, powerful puzzle piece of an even greater picture. No blaring, glittering, over-sized text is needed to loudly proclaim ( Read more... )

[a short shuffling sound is heard as Yumichika works to bind his arms]

Damn you, Shiba Ganjyu.

Obviously this is a curse. One of the more dangerous ones at that. Deadly, even ( Read more... )

[The subtle, metallic shift of a zanpakuto between Yumichika's hands is heard as it is being sheathed back into its scabbard. After a long and silent pause of observation, he speaks, bewildered.]What a large and beautiful animal. I woke up to it standing over me and fully expected it to tear out my throat ( Read more... )