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TRUE STORY.
OK. So. I was on my period... I have PCOS so they come few and far between, but when they do they cramp and I bleed like a stuck pig.
I went into the bathroom to change tampons, and while sitting on the toilet...
I sneezed so hard my tampon literally shot out of me. One of those HUGE sneezes that leaves your head spinning and hurts like a bitch.
I laughed so hard my lungs and sides hurt.
I didn't even know that was possible.