So boyfriend's dog (male corgi) was just sleeping next to my foot while I was sitting on the couch. He was on the floor. I'm sittin there enjoying watching Lock Up and all of a sudden he starts twitching... and then like violenty twitching and I look down at him AND HE IS HUMPING IN HIS SLEEP.
I ewwwww'd loudly and started poking him in the face with my foot. He woke up and, still humping, walked around a bit before stopping and just staring at me like I HATE YOU WTF. My other dog just looked at him like Wtf dood srsly.
Then I stepped down onto a warm, wet spot on the carpet where he'd been laying. It was not drool.
D; ewwwwwwwwwwww
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