Emotional Instability? MAYBE.
Does anybody else like, love going to the bathroom?
And I don't mean reveling in a particularly gorgeous dump, but the actual act of passing it.
There's that period right before you realize you have to go, where you start getting squirmy and then it's all HOSHIT. Not so much a fan of that though.
I don't know if it's relief or general enjoyment, but after I've finished my eyes actually start to water. Not from pain, but something else. It's kind of weird.
Anyone else experience anything like this?
Also, our upstairs bathroom is absolutely disgusting. It smells like piss constantly because whoever actually pisses in there never flushes. And it builds up over time. It's not even a vague scent or anything - it hits you the second you walk in and tells you to go shove something up where the sun don't shine.
I'm pretty sure I almost died when I went to take a shower this morning.
Or did I actually die?
Am I really even here?
And I don't mean reveling in a particularly gorgeous dump, but the actual act of passing it.
There's that period right before you realize you have to go, where you start getting squirmy and then it's all HOSHIT. Not so much a fan of that though.
I don't know if it's relief or general enjoyment, but after I've finished my eyes actually start to water. Not from pain, but something else. It's kind of weird.
Anyone else experience anything like this?
Also, our upstairs bathroom is absolutely disgusting. It smells like piss constantly because whoever actually pisses in there never flushes. And it builds up over time. It's not even a vague scent or anything - it hits you the second you walk in and tells you to go shove something up where the sun don't shine.
I'm pretty sure I almost died when I went to take a shower this morning.
Or did I actually die?
Am I really even here?