15 [AUDIO]
[Throat clears. Voice is clear and completely understandable, accent obviously repressed even more than usual to allow as many people to understand him as possible.]
Greetings, people of Discedo. I feel the need to make this a proper announcement, to see who could use the assistance.
My healing abilities are mostly returned to me. They are still flickering in and out, requiring more concentration than I am accustomed to, and my healer-sense is significantly harder to block out than usual, but overall I can get to work.
[Adds quickly, as though trying to keep someone from interjecting.]
Before anyone even asks, no, I am not going to heal cuts and scrapes. If you skinned your knee, wash it off, cover it up, and let it heal on its own. Unless it is a life-threatening hole in your chest, count me out of most surface wounds. However, if you have a broken bone, a sprain, something dislocated, something infected, or a chronic illness, contact me and I will see what I can do. Likewise, if you are one of our fighters and are currently injured to the point that you cannot fight, let me know and I will patch you up enough to put you back in the ranks.
My abilities extend to healing and purification. Green Eco is set on "making things right," you could say, so anything that is off-kilter, incorrect or impure, I can fix. It may take a few sessions, depending on the severity of the injury or the contamination, but I can do it.
If anyone that needs my help could contact me with the details of why you need assistance, I will assess your situation and decide whether to patch you up myself, or just clean some things and pass you off to someone like Healer Tam, or just pass you off altogether.
[Chuckles a little.]
It is nothing personal, mind you, but I would rather not pass out every day at ten in the morning from having to deal with every little injury that people suffer in this place.
[Pointedly, firm with resolve.]
Furthermore, I do have other things to do. I am not the type of man who was meant to be a healer, the only reason I have the ability at all is because of a fluke accident, and I rarely used it at all back home, so I am relatively untrained.
Nonetheless, for those of you that come from worlds where healing is a long and painful process, I think you will appreciate what I have to offer. Just please remember that abilities or not, I am not a healer by heart, so unless you are dying or your pain is screaming through my head, do not expect me to drop everything to come fix you. I would much rather be out there fighting off Metalheads and riding Sir Grimmjow's giant Leaper than patching you up, so do not even think of taking me for granted when I do decide to heal you.
[Long pause, static like he's about to turn the comm off, then he apparently thinks better of it.]
...Also, I do not have powers, I have abilities. I do not have magic, I have eco. Eco is a natural energy source, not a form of magic. Do not call it magic. If you call it magic, I may just have to leave you there to bleed.
Thank you.
[Sound cuts.]
Greetings, people of Discedo. I feel the need to make this a proper announcement, to see who could use the assistance.
My healing abilities are mostly returned to me. They are still flickering in and out, requiring more concentration than I am accustomed to, and my healer-sense is significantly harder to block out than usual, but overall I can get to work.
[Adds quickly, as though trying to keep someone from interjecting.]
Before anyone even asks, no, I am not going to heal cuts and scrapes. If you skinned your knee, wash it off, cover it up, and let it heal on its own. Unless it is a life-threatening hole in your chest, count me out of most surface wounds. However, if you have a broken bone, a sprain, something dislocated, something infected, or a chronic illness, contact me and I will see what I can do. Likewise, if you are one of our fighters and are currently injured to the point that you cannot fight, let me know and I will patch you up enough to put you back in the ranks.
My abilities extend to healing and purification. Green Eco is set on "making things right," you could say, so anything that is off-kilter, incorrect or impure, I can fix. It may take a few sessions, depending on the severity of the injury or the contamination, but I can do it.
If anyone that needs my help could contact me with the details of why you need assistance, I will assess your situation and decide whether to patch you up myself, or just clean some things and pass you off to someone like Healer Tam, or just pass you off altogether.
[Chuckles a little.]
It is nothing personal, mind you, but I would rather not pass out every day at ten in the morning from having to deal with every little injury that people suffer in this place.
[Pointedly, firm with resolve.]
Furthermore, I do have other things to do. I am not the type of man who was meant to be a healer, the only reason I have the ability at all is because of a fluke accident, and I rarely used it at all back home, so I am relatively untrained.
Nonetheless, for those of you that come from worlds where healing is a long and painful process, I think you will appreciate what I have to offer. Just please remember that abilities or not, I am not a healer by heart, so unless you are dying or your pain is screaming through my head, do not expect me to drop everything to come fix you. I would much rather be out there fighting off Metalheads and riding Sir Grimmjow's giant Leaper than patching you up, so do not even think of taking me for granted when I do decide to heal you.
[Long pause, static like he's about to turn the comm off, then he apparently thinks better of it.]
...Also, I do not have powers, I have abilities. I do not have magic, I have eco. Eco is a natural energy source, not a form of magic. Do not call it magic. If you call it magic, I may just have to leave you there to bleed.
Thank you.
[Sound cuts.]