Ten things Mr. John Green's novel, "The Fault in Our Stars" will make you want to do:
1) Kiss him on both cheeks and shout, "FRESNO!"
2) Kick him. Then apologize and kick him again.
3) Break some trophies. Violently.
4) Attach his book to a fishing rod, lob it as hard as you can out of the window, reel it back in and repeat until satisfied.
5) Dazedly close the book and say in a mystic tone, "I see what you did there, Green."
6) Sob. A lot.
7) Hate every American writer that has ever gone to the Dutch side, even though you're not entirely sure that this is a thing.
8) Write a sequel where the world actually IS a wish-granting machine.
9) Walk around saying, "Okay" to EVERYTHING.
10) Write him a letter demanding to know how it ended, and then show up on his doorstep in Indiana, dressed in Forever 21 clothes and carting an oxygen tank.
2) Kick him. Then apologize and kick him again.
3) Break some trophies. Violently.
4) Attach his book to a fishing rod, lob it as hard as you can out of the window, reel it back in and repeat until satisfied.
5) Dazedly close the book and say in a mystic tone, "I see what you did there, Green."
6) Sob. A lot.
7) Hate every American writer that has ever gone to the Dutch side, even though you're not entirely sure that this is a thing.
8) Write a sequel where the world actually IS a wish-granting machine.
9) Walk around saying, "Okay" to EVERYTHING.
10) Write him a letter demanding to know how it ended, and then show up on his doorstep in Indiana, dressed in Forever 21 clothes and carting an oxygen tank.