Diversions
I think someone is trying to send me a message by e-mailing this to me.
1. Who eats more?
Sunny, I think it has to do with her being hispanic or something.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
I did.
3. How long have you been together?
Since September 2000.
4. Who sings better?
She does, absolutely
5. Who's older?
Eh, I am.
6. Who's smarter?
I think we're pretty evenly matched. I have my strong suits and she has hers.
7. Whose temper is worse?
Me, I mean we are both pretty evenly keeled but I've been known to have my moments especially with a suspect.
8. Who does the laundry?
She does.
9. Who does the dishes?
Hah that's what having a kid is for.
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Sunny.
11. Who snores?
Neither of us, thank God.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Hers but not by much.
13. Who's better with the computer?
Sunny.
14. Do you have pets?
Yeah, a bird.
15. Who pays the bills?
We split them.
16. Who cooks dinner?
Sunny, its nice to be taken care of.
17. Who drives when you are together?
It's her car so she drives to work and I drive everywhere else.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
I do.
19. Who is the most stubborn?
Damn that's a difficult one, we can both be really pig headed when we think we're right.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
Me, after 4 failed marriages I get a little antsy when we go a day without speaking.
21. Whose parents do you see more?
Well mine are dead soo...
22. Who named your kids?
Sunny, I wasn't exactly there to give my opinion.
23. Who kissed who first?
She kissed me first.
24. Who asked who out?
I asked her out but it was all her idea.
25. Who dusts the house?
She does, I could care less.
26. Who's more sensitive?
She is.
27. Who cleans the bathroom?
Me, its the least I can do.
28. Who has more friends?
Sunny.
29. Who has more siblings?
We each have one brother
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
She does. I am her puppet, I will admit.
31. Who’s more sexy?
Oh, I am of course. I've got that whole silver fox thing.
32. Who sleeps naked?
Neither of us, not with a kid around.
33. Who has the craziest ex?
Well that's a tough one. She doesn't have many ex's period but the ones she does have were real assholes while I've got a lot of them who were all slightly scary.
34. Who has more money?
I'm a Sergeant so I guess I do but not much.
35. Who has more tattoos?
She does.
36. Who eats more sweets?
Sunny.
37. Who is closer to their family?
She is, again that whole hispanic thing.
38. Who has the older car?
Well I don't own a car anymore so I guess she does.
39. Who has bigger dreams?
Sunny, she's a big daydreamer.
40. Who cries more?
She does, I'm a manly man so I don't cry.
1. Who eats more?
Sunny, I think it has to do with her being hispanic or something.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
I did.
3. How long have you been together?
Since September 2000.
4. Who sings better?
She does, absolutely
5. Who's older?
Eh, I am.
6. Who's smarter?
I think we're pretty evenly matched. I have my strong suits and she has hers.
7. Whose temper is worse?
Me, I mean we are both pretty evenly keeled but I've been known to have my moments especially with a suspect.
8. Who does the laundry?
She does.
9. Who does the dishes?
Hah that's what having a kid is for.
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Sunny.
11. Who snores?
Neither of us, thank God.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Hers but not by much.
13. Who's better with the computer?
Sunny.
14. Do you have pets?
Yeah, a bird.
15. Who pays the bills?
We split them.
16. Who cooks dinner?
Sunny, its nice to be taken care of.
17. Who drives when you are together?
It's her car so she drives to work and I drive everywhere else.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
I do.
19. Who is the most stubborn?
Damn that's a difficult one, we can both be really pig headed when we think we're right.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
Me, after 4 failed marriages I get a little antsy when we go a day without speaking.
21. Whose parents do you see more?
Well mine are dead soo...
22. Who named your kids?
Sunny, I wasn't exactly there to give my opinion.
23. Who kissed who first?
She kissed me first.
24. Who asked who out?
I asked her out but it was all her idea.
25. Who dusts the house?
She does, I could care less.
26. Who's more sensitive?
She is.
27. Who cleans the bathroom?
Me, its the least I can do.
28. Who has more friends?
Sunny.
29. Who has more siblings?
We each have one brother
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
She does. I am her puppet, I will admit.
31. Who’s more sexy?
Oh, I am of course. I've got that whole silver fox thing.
32. Who sleeps naked?
Neither of us, not with a kid around.
33. Who has the craziest ex?
Well that's a tough one. She doesn't have many ex's period but the ones she does have were real assholes while I've got a lot of them who were all slightly scary.
34. Who has more money?
I'm a Sergeant so I guess I do but not much.
35. Who has more tattoos?
She does.
36. Who eats more sweets?
Sunny.
37. Who is closer to their family?
She is, again that whole hispanic thing.
38. Who has the older car?
Well I don't own a car anymore so I guess she does.
39. Who has bigger dreams?
Sunny, she's a big daydreamer.
40. Who cries more?
She does, I'm a manly man so I don't cry.