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ianvass April 18 2012, 13:29:43 UTC
Father in Heaven (Elohiem) and His wives live near the star called Kolob on a pair of magic stones.

Let's clarify - if you took the fastest starship, perhaps one that could fold space and teleport from one place to another, you could not find Kolob anywhere in our universe. It cannot be reached physically. I couldn't tell you anything beyond that, since we're not entirely sure what was meant by all of that.

Brigham Young once taught that Adam was the son of Elohiem, father of Jesus, and God of our world, a teaching which was incorporated into the “lecture at the veil” portion of the Temple Endowment ceremony, but this was removed in 1877 when Brigham Young died and the modern church no longer teaches it.

Son of Elohiem = true, just like we all are
Father of Jesus = true in the sense that if Adam was the first man, he is physical father to us all
God of our world = true in the sense that he helped create it, and since he is the father of us all, he is invested in the lives and salvation of all of us. Like Revelations says, Michael ( ... )

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tongodeon April 18 2012, 15:57:49 UTC
if you took the fastest starship, perhaps one that could fold space and teleport from one place to another, you could not find Kolob anywhere in our universe.

I think it's your turn to provide a citation. Who says that?

This is a silly misinterpretation.

Nice to know we've finally gotten to the silly part. I was having trouble figuring out which part was the silly part.

Don't shoot the messenger. Take up this "misinterpretation" with the Quorum of the Twelve, Priesthood Correlation Program, or whoever's telling the LDS.org webmasters to write that stuff down as if it's officially accepted doctrine.

Weren't you the one saying that it's not up to us to question the wisdom of the Prophets, since they speak to God and we have to take their word for it? This is what God told your Prophets, the Church accepts it and teaches it. Deal with it.

every Mormon I've ever talked to agreed with me that Mother Theresa will get to heaven faster than the rest of us.That's wrong on multiple counts ( ... )

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ianvass April 18 2012, 16:31:23 UTC
I think it's your turn to provide a citation. Who says that?

Lots of people I have talked to over the years within the church. Maybe Hugh Nibley? This is organically received info, so I have no citation. Anyone reading this can believe whatever they like - you or someone who has lived it for almost 40 years. :)

Nice to know we've finally gotten to the silly part. I was having trouble figuring out which part was the silly part.

Heh. Yeah, I know. Any religion seems silly to non-religious people, so I accept your comment as a good faith one.

Don't shoot the messenger. Take up this "misinterpretation" with the Quorum of the Twelve, Priesthood Correlation Program, or whoever's telling the LDS.org webmasters to write that stuff down as if it's officially accepted doctrine.Fair enough. I didn't make myself clear in my own comment, so you are totally fine to call me on it. Let me try again ( ... )

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ianvass April 18 2012, 16:55:38 UTC
Also, it is not a stretch for me to believe that perhaps Mother Theresa was foreordained to do the work she did here on earth.

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theweaselking April 18 2012, 18:19:28 UTC
. Perhaps I should have said, "easier"? Or some other word indicating that because she was such a magnificent selfless soul, compared to most of the people I know, this will be a non-issue? I personally believe that her virtue indicates joining the church in the next life to be automatic, so there's no question.

I'm wondering what your characterisation of Mother Theresa as a "magnificent selfless soul" is based on.

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ianvass April 18 2012, 18:28:23 UTC
I'm wondering what your characterisation of Mother Theresa as a "magnificent selfless soul" is based on.

What she did, what she professed, the sacrifices she made to help those who had no other defender, the life she was willing to live in order to do what she did, etc.

I'm being broad, and I know that wikipedia catalogues some of the issues surrounding her, but I'm willing to accept some of those issues when we see her willingness to help as much as she could.

I'm not casting her as the essence of perfection, but I do recognize that she performed some amazing feats of service throughout her life, even if she was struggling with her faith itself. She still helped those that needed help, regardless.

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tongodeon April 24 2012, 06:23:20 UTC
you're the one that says we must blindly obey. I never said that.

I didn't say "blindly obey". I did (in the next post) say that the Laws of Obedience, Sacrifice, and Consecration basically amount to that.

I also started this series of posts by saying "there’s a difference between what the LDS gospels say, what the general authorities of the Church say, and what most Mormons currently believe and practice." I can't say that all every single Mormon blindly obeys. But I can say not just that the Laws require this, but that when they blew their means and time dog whistle you guys certainly hopped to it.

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tongodeon April 18 2012, 16:08:07 UTC
I have personally read the Adam-God statements by Brigham Young, and these interpretations fit perfectly without being silly

I've vastly abbreviated all the claims of Adam-God Doctrine which were unambiguously explicit, spoken by a sitting Prophet, accepted and taught as doctrine by the Church, and go well beyond Adam being the "father of us all".

For a time, the Church taught that Adam (not Elohiem) was not just the co-creator of the earth but the direct, spiritual father of our spirits in the Preeixstence. There's a whole story about Adam being mortal, becoming Exalted, becoming a God, creating our world, then eating the apple to become mortal from human, and eating another kind of magic fruit to turn back into a God later. It gets complicated.

I'd be happy to write a whole separate detailed post on the subject, but it seemed kinda moot since the Church basically threw out the whole thing, stopped teaching it, and removed it from the temple ceremony after Brigham Young died.

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ianvass April 18 2012, 16:35:06 UTC
I don't doubt you've read more texts on this than I have. I simply do not waste my time studying things that do not apply to daily life. My scholarship is limited to questions such as, "How do I generate more faith in order to endure the loss of my [child/marriage/health/job/etc]?" Or, "I struggle with loving my spouse - I find myself very angry with her often. I want to find that forgiveness like we've been taught, but how do I get there?"

Questions of character and daily living are far more defining of who we are than all this space doctrine, which is why I simply shrug and say you're missing the whole point, though I'm happy to engage and clarify up to a certain point.

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theweaselking April 18 2012, 18:28:29 UTC
Serious question time, no snark intended: So what makes you LDS, and not Catholic or Muslim or Hindu? If you don't examine what the church teaches that's different from what other religions say, and you don't care about the distinctions that separate it from other religions, *why are you a Mormon ( ... )

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ianvass April 18 2012, 20:20:44 UTC
Serious question time, no snark intended: So what makes you LDS, and not Catholic or Muslim or Hindu? If you don't examine what the church teaches that's different from what other religions say, and you don't care about the distinctions that separate it from other religions, *why are you a Mormon*?

Is it just coincidence - you're LDS because you were born into an LDS family, and you'd be unexaminingly accepting Scientology if your parents had been Scientologists?That's an excellent question, one that if I answered fully might take us a while, so let me see if I can hit the highlights ( ... )

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theweaselking April 19 2012, 00:46:11 UTC
Again, I'm genuinely *trying* to not be offensive at the moment. And I know that's weird for me, but I'm doing it anyway. I genuinely do mean my next questions in the nicest way possible, and I simply can't think of a nicer way to ask them ( ... )

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ianvass April 19 2012, 01:17:29 UTC
If you don't examine whether the answers are consistent, well-sourced, verifiable against reality, and match what you CAN confirm, how can you accept it? How can "number of answers" matter AT ALL if the source of the answers can't defend itself?This is an excellent question, and I am enjoying your sincerity ( ... )

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theweaselking April 19 2012, 01:51:55 UTC
I am enjoying your sincerity

I'm sincere most of the time. I'm just ALSO rude.

Except you are saying the source of the answers is Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, etc, and that's not true.

They claim their source goes back farther, but, and this is important, all the subsequent investigation has shown that everything that WOULD be true if their source went further back than them is not true.

You don't even believe in God,

True.

and so when I say that God is the source of those answers and I already have a relationship with him, you dismiss that out of hand, which is fine.This part, I disagree with ( ... )

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ianvass April 19 2012, 02:37:31 UTC
Do you understand, now?I do, and I appreciate you taking the time to explain it to me. The funny thing about taking offense is that everyone has different hot buttons, but we expect everyone around us to know what *our* individual hot buttons are because we know them and they are logical to us. Anyhow, the fact that you were willing to take time to explain that this particular phrase is a hot button for you says a lot of good about you, and my respect for you has gone up a notch ( ... )

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theweaselking April 19 2012, 22:41:43 UTC
I believe in a God that somehow, for some reason, only had his Gospel taught in a small portion of the world across history, and then it was taken away.

Except, and this matters, you have no reason to consider your Gospel any more credible than that of anyone else.

I discover that this world was mainly a testing ground for character, not doctrine.

Which is to say, you discovered that your doctrine was unsupportable, and thought of something else. A little *more* digging would have shown you that the claim that the world is a testing ground for character is ALSO unsupportable.

when you see billions of people claiming the same source but getting different answers, you see evidence of No God.Clarification: I see billions of people claiming many different sources, and getting contradictory answers, with all answers either matching their own preconceptions (and thus, are their own inventions) or having better explanations than a deity. Which is why I see no evidence of a God, which is NOT the same as "evidence of No God". The ( ... )

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