An Olympic Proposal

[tongodeon]

I'd like to bring more populism to the olympics. I suggest that in every olympic event, competing alongside genuine olympians they should have one totally random guy just picked out of the crowd, Bob Barker style. It's not very impressive to see one totally fast Kenyan slightly beat another totally fast Australian guy. It would be much better to see the whole bunch totally dust a gasping and wheezing Joe Sixpack.

Olympians make what they do seem easy. I want to see someone who makes it look really, really hard.