temporary sports takeover
on Wimbledon: damn the rain. it had to come now when people are playing tennis and not a couple months ago, when it was not!summer.
on Euro 2004: the universe will bend, or something, if Henry ever manages to score from a header. THAT IS LIKE THREE HEADER ATTEMPTS ON GOAL IN ONE MATCH. that did not go in. dude, shaving your head does not magically make the ball bounce better. but seriously, trust him to score delightfully when I was watching the other match. not going to think about Italy too much. painful.
oh. while we were watching England-Croatia, the Croats one goal up and my friends kind of wailing, I sort of waved my hand at the telly and grandly announced, "okay, everyone is allowed to score except Scholes", for reasons you don't want to hear now. and then. Scholes scored! so then we tried "everyone is allowed to score except Henry", and five minutes later the commentator mentioned, oh, France-Switzerland score is now 2-1 from Henry's goal, and then we went ballistic with "everyone is allowed to score except the entire English team!" and then bang, bang, and bang again, and I should have tested the theory on David James (goalie) but we didn't think of it then. good stuff yes?
yeah, I have nothing much to do here but write letters and watch SkyTV. don't want to dl stuff onto this compie, although I might try installing Java VM (it's safe, right? no virus threats and all I'm sure); but at least it's kinda fast and I can still stalk you all <3
on Euro 2004: the universe will bend, or something, if Henry ever manages to score from a header. THAT IS LIKE THREE HEADER ATTEMPTS ON GOAL IN ONE MATCH. that did not go in. dude, shaving your head does not magically make the ball bounce better. but seriously, trust him to score delightfully when I was watching the other match. not going to think about Italy too much. painful.
oh. while we were watching England-Croatia, the Croats one goal up and my friends kind of wailing, I sort of waved my hand at the telly and grandly announced, "okay, everyone is allowed to score except Scholes", for reasons you don't want to hear now. and then. Scholes scored! so then we tried "everyone is allowed to score except Henry", and five minutes later the commentator mentioned, oh, France-Switzerland score is now 2-1 from Henry's goal, and then we went ballistic with "everyone is allowed to score except the entire English team!" and then bang, bang, and bang again, and I should have tested the theory on David James (goalie) but we didn't think of it then. good stuff yes?
yeah, I have nothing much to do here but write letters and watch SkyTV. don't want to dl stuff onto this compie, although I might try installing Java VM (it's safe, right? no virus threats and all I'm sure); but at least it's kinda fast and I can still stalk you all <3