Asscrackistan!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I stole scottied8545's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I gave rebae923 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I helped squid314 across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-655 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
tonek
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I gave gryphonthepure a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I set nineislands's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole aiken4claiken's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for ashleynicoles (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1654 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
tonek