Actual entry soon?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lechel (-5000 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole emjwings87's purse (30 points). Last Monday I turned perspicacity877 in for littering (3 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5044 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
tonek
I didn't know you had a purse, Eric! And yeah, sorry about that, Lechel.