(Have I mentioned lately that I don't have a job?)
The squirrels around my apartment are always casually eating sandwiches like it's no big deal.
I see them chilling out in trees and on rooftops, sandwich in weird squirrel hand.
Maybe it is a city thing. They've got street savoir faire. They don't need to hunt around for nuts and berries and country-squirrel food. THEY have a deli... somewhere.
Maybe squirrels, too, eat free at Subway. (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDPS5VmvqkY)