Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I punched chiere in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I put gum in lizconant's hair (-12 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I gave wyldecarde a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I turned zoloft in for running naked in the mall (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-30 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Tommyconant