Four.

[tomfools]

I had a sitting with a new client today, and I swear, this woman was completely off her rocker. She wore really mismatched muggle clothing, and chain-smoked cigars the entire time I was with her. I took a picture for reference later, but also just to show you lot; hopefully it'll cheer your day up.

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[heyitsaliving]

... I think I just died.

Private to Dean: If Seamus does bring Mandy, do keep an eye on me and make sure I don't try and drown her.

[tomfools]

I died a little inside when she told me that was what she planned to wear. It does spice up my professional life, though!

private to Parvati: We'll keep checks on each other, then, because I doubt Seamus would be much pleased if we murdered his new girlfriend in a crime of annoyance.

Private to Dean

[heyitsaliving]

It wouldn't. Do you think it would help if I had a few drinks before I went up there?

Private to Dean/Parvati

[tomfools]

Probably, but it sounds like she won't be joining us now.

Private to Dean/Parvati

[heyitsaliving]

Good.

How am I supposed to be nice to her, Dean? I just can't do it.

Private to Dean/Parvati

[tomfools]

I dunno, but I think we'll all have to figure that one out; he seems awfully besotted.

Private to Dean/Parvati

[heyitsaliving]

I just don't know what to do, Dean! It kills me to be nice to her. The best I can do is ignore her and not insult her. I hope he doesn't expect us to like her or be friends? Why can't he just accept that I hate her guts and it's never going to happen?

Private to Dean/Parvati

[tomfools]

Maybe a miracle will happen and we'll all decide we adore her, too?

Honestly? I don't know what to do either, and I hate not liking my best mate's best girl. It just doesn't seem right to me! I almost pity her, too; it can't be fun to be disliked by Seamus' mates.

Private to Dean/Parvati

[heyitsaliving]

He could do so much better, but he obviously likes her so I guess we just have to put up with it and be happy for me.

Oh, don't think so well of her. I bet she's getting off on it. I think she does genuinely like Seamus, but the fact that he's my friend will just be the icing on the cake to her.

Private to Dean/Parvati

[tomfools]

I guess so. And try not to wish they'll break it off soon, because I think that would just wreak him.