I had a sitting with a new client today, and I swear, this woman was completely off her rocker. She wore really mismatched muggle clothing, and chain-smoked cigars the entire time I was with her. I took a picture for reference later, but also just to show you lot; hopefully it'll cheer your day up.
The oddest part, at least in my opinion, was not that she was dressed oddly, but that she was dressed oddly, smoked cigars, and wants to go down in posterity as having done so. Still, when you're the inventor of several popular household charms and have the key to an amazingly large gringotts account, I suppose you can do whatever you want.
Private to Seamus, Parvati, Padma, and Lavender
While we have the opportunity, let's get together and go play in the local jacuzzi, since it's been offered up to us!
...Seamus, if you want to and no one else minds, I suppose you should bring Mandy.