If you loved me...
...You'd buy "I Know You Can See Me" for Christmas.
However, if you bought me "The Dope-Smoking Girl Astronaut" or "The Girlfriend," I promise I will totally capture photographs of myself squirting a big old gobbet of jism onto this particular bendy figurine then post them to 4chan.
You have my solemn vow.
However, if you bought me "The Dope-Smoking Girl Astronaut" or "The Girlfriend," I promise I will totally capture photographs of myself squirting a big old gobbet of jism onto this particular bendy figurine then post them to 4chan.
You have my solemn vow.