These are everything that is good with the world
For keeping outdated sideburns I am brave
Given to us by Darwin from beyond the grave
I went to school with my mate Dave
Third-in-charge of the Decepticons is Soundwave
Mutton chop, side lever, or side handle
Synonyms go off like a roman candle
But if you throw them around you'd be a vandal
In New Zealand a thong is called a jandal
Wear them messy or give them a trim
They get wet when you go for a swim
They'd look fucked on Michael Klim
Wilhelm and Jacob are the Brother's Grimm.
So here's to facial stubble
Cavemen loved it, like Barney Rubble
They saw a comet hit Jupiter with the telescope Hubble
And something else that rhymes with stubble, I can’t be bothered thinking of another one, we can do it later. Obviously don't put this in.
Given to us by Darwin from beyond the grave
I went to school with my mate Dave
Third-in-charge of the Decepticons is Soundwave
Mutton chop, side lever, or side handle
Synonyms go off like a roman candle
But if you throw them around you'd be a vandal
In New Zealand a thong is called a jandal
Wear them messy or give them a trim
They get wet when you go for a swim
They'd look fucked on Michael Klim
Wilhelm and Jacob are the Brother's Grimm.
So here's to facial stubble
Cavemen loved it, like Barney Rubble
They saw a comet hit Jupiter with the telescope Hubble
And something else that rhymes with stubble, I can’t be bothered thinking of another one, we can do it later. Obviously don't put this in.