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insane night with jackie on fri at the advocate party at bar
soon we will have stitch and bitch with dawn and everything will be ok
john tesh was right: DONT DRINK AT OFFICE PARTIES.
even if your boss buys you shot after shot of tequila
but if you do get drunk, grab your closest office buddy and run far far away so that your superiors wont see you stumble
and make sure you stumble around new haven drunk
and make sure you accidentally run into your boss and his 12 year old girlfriend on the street
make sure to wear sunglasses at night and let your feet bleed to death
OH YES and make sure that when you get home drunk, a racoon is in your house. honestly.
SECRET PLAN LAST NIGHT... fell... through... so... we played... KINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways.
gonna dye me hair soon.
and congrats to kathy (one of my unh favs) and eric on their engagement!
i wish i still had that keychain with the pic of me and kelly on it.
number of times ive called her this summer: 0. ughhh
soon we will have stitch and bitch with dawn and everything will be ok
john tesh was right: DONT DRINK AT OFFICE PARTIES.
even if your boss buys you shot after shot of tequila
but if you do get drunk, grab your closest office buddy and run far far away so that your superiors wont see you stumble
and make sure you stumble around new haven drunk
and make sure you accidentally run into your boss and his 12 year old girlfriend on the street
make sure to wear sunglasses at night and let your feet bleed to death
OH YES and make sure that when you get home drunk, a racoon is in your house. honestly.
SECRET PLAN LAST NIGHT... fell... through... so... we played... KINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways.
gonna dye me hair soon.
and congrats to kathy (one of my unh favs) and eric on their engagement!
i wish i still had that keychain with the pic of me and kelly on it.
number of times ive called her this summer: 0. ughhh