I call you those names all the time, you slut! This morning I greeted you with "bitch."
Besides, I know you secretly like it when I call you Cam Cam. You love all my pet names for you, cuz you is mah bitch.
Btw, I was lying when I said this picspam was pretty. I think it's hideous. I find it hilarious and srsly sad at the same time that you put all this effort into making this piece of shit. So to answer your question, no, no it does not make me wanna see S5 Spuffy. It makes me want to avoid them like the black plague. Mission failed. Have a nice life!
Besides, I know you secretly like it when I call you Cam Cam. You love all my pet names for you, cuz you is mah bitch.
I find it hilarious and srsly sad that you don't realize I hate you. Keep thinking I'm your bitch, bitch. You will be chillin', setting your hair on fire, smoking your pot, with your nast bald patches gleaming, while my Drug Lord hubby's lackey sneaks up behind you and makes a red waterfall with your neck. That's right, I put a hit out on you. Good luck finding my ass, all the way in Mexico. Also, it's a size triple 0 from all the coke I snort, so even if you were looking right at it, it'd be invisible.
Btw, I was lying when I said this picspam was pretty. I think it's hideous. I find it hilarious and srsly sad at the same time that you put all this effort into making this piece of shit. So to answer your question, no, no it does not make me wanna see S5 Spuffy. It makes me want to avoid them like the black plague.You're just jels I value comments over LJ users I don't know over yours, and that I'm a better graphic
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I do realize you hate me. I like hate. You know that. If you start saying you love me, I'll prob never speak to you again.
Nice move, telling everyone about your drug problems. You're sure to win over a bunch of friends that way. People will take your picspams so srsly from now on. *pats you on back*
Also, it's good to know that I make such an impact on your life that you feel the need to put a hit on me and exterminate me. I didn't know I had such a powerful effect on you.
And yes, I am jelz that you value ppl you don't know over me. After everything I've done for you, collaborating on fics and such. You'd think you'd treat me a little better. But instead you want your most valuable co-writer offed. Well, good luck writing your crappy fic! :)
I do realize you hate me. I like hate. You know that. If you start saying you love me, I'll prob never speak to you again.
OMG WHUT. But my h8 is just a front to hide the astounding amount of cotton candy gushy love in mah heart for you :'( The truth is... I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.
You can even ask my notebook to confirm it. I have 50 filled with pages of those 3 words, 8 precious letters.
Nice move, telling everyone about your drug problems. You're sure to win over a bunch of friends that way. People will take your picspams so srsly from now on. *pats you on back*
Tsskk. You should be ashamed of yourself. I have far more faith in the people who use LJ than you. I know they'll be able to tell a twisted sense of humor + sarcasm from the real thing. Your lack of faith is disturbing. 0_0
And OMG! "Lick the jello off my soul, lover." LMAO It looks so beautiful in your profile. ;(
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HDU call me that again. The only monikers I accept are Slut, Hoe, Bitch and/or Whore, and Anorexic Bitch Whore Zombie Wife Of A Drug Lord. *is mad*
And OMG! "Lick the jello off my soul, lover." LMAO It looks so beautiful in your profile
I had 'Bitch. Whore. Sire of goats' as my new journal title too, but I think it was scaring guests away *cries*
So, this picspam tots better have made you want to see S5 Spuffy now. *takes out bat ala Foster style and waits polietly for you to answer*
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Besides, I know you secretly like it when I call you Cam Cam. You love all my pet names for you, cuz you is mah bitch.
Btw, I was lying when I said this picspam was pretty. I think it's hideous. I find it hilarious and srsly sad at the same time that you put all this effort into making this piece of shit. So to answer your question, no, no it does not make me wanna see S5 Spuffy. It makes me want to avoid them like the black plague. Mission failed. Have a nice life!
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I find it hilarious and srsly sad that you don't realize I hate you. Keep thinking I'm your bitch, bitch. You will be chillin', setting your hair on fire, smoking your pot, with your nast bald patches gleaming, while my Drug Lord hubby's lackey sneaks up behind you and makes a red waterfall with your neck. That's right, I put a hit out on you. Good luck finding my ass, all the way in Mexico. Also, it's a size triple 0 from all the coke I snort, so even if you were looking right at it, it'd be invisible.
Btw, I was lying when I said this picspam was pretty. I think it's hideous. I find it hilarious and srsly sad at the same time that you put all this effort into making this piece of shit. So to answer your question, no, no it does not make me wanna see S5 Spuffy. It makes me want to avoid them like the black plague.You're just jels I value comments over LJ users I don't know over yours, and that I'm a better graphic ( ... )
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Nice move, telling everyone about your drug problems. You're sure to win over a bunch of friends that way. People will take your picspams so srsly from now on. *pats you on back*
Also, it's good to know that I make such an impact on your life that you feel the need to put a hit on me and exterminate me. I didn't know I had such a powerful effect on you.
And yes, I am jelz that you value ppl you don't know over me. After everything I've done for you, collaborating on fics and such. You'd think you'd treat me a little better. But instead you want your most valuable co-writer offed. Well, good luck writing your crappy fic! :)
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OMG WHUT. But my h8 is just a front to hide the astounding amount of cotton candy gushy love in mah heart for you :'( The truth is...
I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.
You can even ask my notebook to confirm it. I have 50 filled with pages of those 3 words, 8 precious letters.
Nice move, telling everyone about your drug problems. You're sure to win over a bunch of friends that way. People will take your picspams so srsly from now on. *pats you on back*
Tsskk. You should be ashamed of yourself. I have far more faith in the people who use LJ than you. I know they'll be able to tell a twisted sense of humor + sarcasm from the real thing. Your lack of faith is disturbing. 0_0
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