first inning ★ [audio; japanese]

[toiletbowl_maou]

[There is a what sounds like a groan as the communicator's voice function begins recording. There are a few beeps as Yuuri punches buttons, thinking he's in text mode. He's talking to himself.]

Stupid piece of- [...] You've got to be kidding me. This is all just some terrible joke, like the first time this happened. Except that wasn't exactly a

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[godpwnsu]

They're showing their true colors again, sucks to be you.

[toiletbowl_maou]

Yeah, thanks. [Pause.] Who's "they"?

[godpwnsu]

The scientists, who else? They're the biggest perverts here.

[toiletbowl_maou]

The scientists. How original.

[godpwnsu]

Don't take my word for it. Just you wait, they already kidnapped you. It's a matter of time for them to transport you to a small room strapped in a table, or maybe a chair just to feel up your leg. They may even have a large containment tube ready for you.

[toiletbowl_maou]

[This is Yuuri's brain atm: shfslkfjslfj!! Also note to self: STAY AWAY FROM THIS CHICK SHE IS CRAZY.]

WH-WHAT?! Are you serious?! What kind of place is this?!

[godpwnsu]

[After being helpful to inform you, how rude. :|]

A non-Earth-alike planet of Discedo run by perverts and pedophiles.

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[toiletbowl_maou]

[He'd rather keep his sanity than be too nice.]

So I'm stuck here with a bunch of perverts with no escape?!

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[toiletbowl_maou]

This... really has to be a joke. You can't be serious.

[godpwnsu]

Suit yourself.

[toiletbowl_maou]

What, that's it? [...] You don't expect me to believe you... do you?