first inning ★ [audio; japanese]

[toiletbowl_maou]

[There is a what sounds like a groan as the communicator's voice function begins recording. There are a few beeps as Yuuri punches buttons, thinking he's in text mode. He's talking to himself.]

Stupid piece of- [...] You've got to be kidding me. This is all just some terrible joke, like the first time this happened. Except that wasn't exactly a

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[toiletbowl_maou]

[Nervous laugh: HOW DO YOU KNOW ME.]

U-Uh, yeah! Who are you...?

[toiletbowl_maou]

Nice to meet you, then, Tsuna. But you already know me, so...

[toiletbowl_maou]

[Yuuri... does not comprehend what you just said. Rather, he doesn't ever want to comprehend what you just said.]

What. You're joking... right? My mother was here?

[toiletbowl_maou]

[Sorry he's such a jerk about it. Such a jerk that he doesn't even know what to say. This kid is really serious.]

Sure.

[toiletbowl_maou]

[Oh, well now he's curious. THIS WILL BE YOUR TEST, TSUNA.]

A pet? [...] What was it?

[toiletbowl_maou]

[Okay yeah you failed. Dame!Tsuna triumphs yet again.]

You... expect me to believe that. Even for my mom, that's weird.

[toiletbowl_maou]

[Staaaare. Staaaaaaaaaare. He's still having a hard time believing that... thing belonged to his mother.]

And that thing... was my mom's? Seriously?

[toiletbowl_maou]

Yeah, uh... it's pretty strange. [Still not 100% convinced, but he'll stop being a jerk about it now.] But I guess you're not making it up... My mother was really here?

[...] She didn't say anything embarrassing about me did she.