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Jan 25, 2006 22:37

so today i had to go pay 190 bucks to a drug/alcohal counselor.
just so they can tell me that im ok.

fucking awesome miami county court of law.
fucking awesome.

if i was a pshychiatrist, i would have a bumper sticker on my rear window that says, " im a pshychiatrist; i can handle shit."

Renee: So you know what i want to do next x-mas?

Matti: nope what?

Renee: i want to go to the beach. and build a sandman.

Matti: ahha i dont really know what to say to that.

Renee: neither would my employer in 15 years,
-'so renee, what are ya gonna do with that x-mas bonus?'
"Well, im probably going to go to the beach and build a sandman, Ive wanted to do it since i was like 17."
-'Were you into heavy drugs as a teenager?'
"No, but the universe put alot on my table."

Matti: im writin that down. and making a comic strip out of that.
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