On weekdays, I am a Columbian drug lord.
Note to self:
When your dad finds a missing bike and calls the police, and they come around to collect the details, make sure there is not a bag of pollyfilla that an overexictable terrier can rip open before you get to the door to let the nice police person in.
Explaining a suspicious-looking white powdery substance which is strewn over your doormat to the police: Priceless.
When your dad finds a missing bike and calls the police, and they come around to collect the details, make sure there is not a bag of pollyfilla that an overexictable terrier can rip open before you get to the door to let the nice police person in.
Explaining a suspicious-looking white powdery substance which is strewn over your doormat to the police: Priceless.