i wanna be sedated
i look like the lovechild of alvin the chipmunk and bruce wayne. or like if someone tried to make a mask to resemble my face, but didn't do a very good job of it.
and i've been eating nothign but black rasberry chip for like 3 days straight. surprisingly enough, i'm not huge yet, but my lips are like, stained purple, and my face is swollen and bruised, and i have dark circles under my eyes, so i look like i was assulted or something. but according to doug, battered women are cute. i hope all boys think that.
i love puddin' packs. they are so creamy and delicious. and i love my room, it has everything i could ever possibly want.
i watched the royal tennanbaums again, and i really liked it this time. it seems like in other movies, and even all the time, people just say too much. in this movie, people didn't argue, they only say what they think and trusted that other people woudl do the same. if only everyone could communicate like that, why does everything have to be complicated. plus it had hella good music in it. and guess what's weird; i've watched two movies in two days in which the same indian guy does teh same plate spinning routine. he's the janitor in the terminal, and pagoda in the royal tennenbaums. at first i was like 'amy, you're being racist, there can't just be one indian actor who plays every single elderly indian male role,' but then in the special features, i saw him do the same plate spinning/juggling routine he did for catherine zeta jones in the terminal. how strange.
ok, i look ridiculous. i don't need beauty sleep, i need a beauty coma. i need to be hit in the head with a 2x4 of beauty.
my teefz hurt. i told steph about this already, but today i took my brother's anti-muscle spasm medicine instead of my pain pills. so all day i was like, dammit, i'm so dizzy, and my teefz hurt like hell. why is this? and then i went to take more medicine, and my mom was like, 'jesus amy, you havent' been taking these all day, have you?' and iw as like, well yeah, it's my pain medicine and my anti-biotic. but apparently it was peter's muscle spasm medicine and leahs' penicillin. OOPDIE. bt at least i don't need like a stomach pump or anything.
OH AND NAPOLEON DYNAMITE COMES OUT ON VIDEO DECEMBER 22!
and i've been eating nothign but black rasberry chip for like 3 days straight. surprisingly enough, i'm not huge yet, but my lips are like, stained purple, and my face is swollen and bruised, and i have dark circles under my eyes, so i look like i was assulted or something. but according to doug, battered women are cute. i hope all boys think that.
i love puddin' packs. they are so creamy and delicious. and i love my room, it has everything i could ever possibly want.
i watched the royal tennanbaums again, and i really liked it this time. it seems like in other movies, and even all the time, people just say too much. in this movie, people didn't argue, they only say what they think and trusted that other people woudl do the same. if only everyone could communicate like that, why does everything have to be complicated. plus it had hella good music in it. and guess what's weird; i've watched two movies in two days in which the same indian guy does teh same plate spinning routine. he's the janitor in the terminal, and pagoda in the royal tennenbaums. at first i was like 'amy, you're being racist, there can't just be one indian actor who plays every single elderly indian male role,' but then in the special features, i saw him do the same plate spinning/juggling routine he did for catherine zeta jones in the terminal. how strange.
ok, i look ridiculous. i don't need beauty sleep, i need a beauty coma. i need to be hit in the head with a 2x4 of beauty.
my teefz hurt. i told steph about this already, but today i took my brother's anti-muscle spasm medicine instead of my pain pills. so all day i was like, dammit, i'm so dizzy, and my teefz hurt like hell. why is this? and then i went to take more medicine, and my mom was like, 'jesus amy, you havent' been taking these all day, have you?' and iw as like, well yeah, it's my pain medicine and my anti-biotic. but apparently it was peter's muscle spasm medicine and leahs' penicillin. OOPDIE. bt at least i don't need like a stomach pump or anything.
OH AND NAPOLEON DYNAMITE COMES OUT ON VIDEO DECEMBER 22!