Avatar MST of Doom
I MSTed an Avatar Suefic. XD Yes. Very bored. I tried to make something totally sucky into something mildly interesting.
Toaster Phantom: It’s time for a badfic, everyone! And not just any ol’ badfic, a terrible, horrible, awful, HIDEOUS SUEFIC! And, here to help us destroy this young author are: Zuko, Sokka, Katara, Aang, and Uncle Iroh!
Sokka: Are you really allowed to hold is here against our will and make us read this… this…
Iroh: Atrocity.
Sokka: That was exactly the word I was looking for!
Toaster Phantom: Probably not, but who cares! This is cyberspace!
Wings of a Tree, by Ninelives
Zuko: I don’t care if they have 900 lives, I’m going to KILL them for this.
All: SHHHHH!
Toaster Phantom: You have to wait until it starts to rant! Then you can kill them.
This is a story that my friends and I made while we were at a sleepover.
Aang: SLEEPOVER OF DOOOOOOM! [runs in circles]
Katara: >.> You’ve been letting him watch Invader Zim again, haven’t you?
Toaster Phantom: …. So? Violent sci-fi cartoons are good for him! AND it reminds him that, even if Nickelodeon helped create him, he still needs to HATE THEM WITH ALL HIS MIGHT!
All: v.v;;
here we go
Sokka: What, no capitalization or punctuation? What is this, an IM?
Jade:
Hair: Purple and Violet
Sokka: Right. Because purple and violet are SO not the same color.
Zuko: It’s also a VERY prominent color in the Earth Kingdom. I mean, all those new Mary Sues either have blue or purple or pink hair.
Eye: Green Jade Eyes
Katara: And, of COURSE, getting named after your eye color is so normal!
Aang: It’s true. Monk Gyatsu almost named me Grey. But then he thought, “Wow! He’ll be like a Mary Sue, only a boy!”
Zuko: You mean a Gary Stu?
Katara: [shudders] As if getting paired with every existing male character isn’t bad enough, they make MORE… As if getting paired with Zuko isn’t bad enough!
Zuko: Hey! You should be honored to even be considered, peasant!
Toaster Phantom: You also get paired with Aang, Sokka, Zula, Zhao-
Zuko: O.O [crawls in a corner and dies]
Age: 14
Height: Short
Bender: Earthbender
Sokka: EVERYBODY’S a bender anymore. Why can’t people just be normal?
Aang: Because that would be weird.
Katara: Normal is weird?
Iroh: It’s an infinite loop. You’ll get stuck in it soon.
Nicolette:
Hair: Brown, with blonde
Aang: Are there even blondes IN our universe?
Toaster Phantom: According to Suethors, there are green-haired Darkness Benders in your universe.
Aang: Good point.
Eyes: Blue
Age: 17
Height: medium
Bender: Fire
Zuko: I’ve NEVER seen a blonde firebender. And with blue eyes! Only waterbenders have blue eyes!
Iroh: Shhhh! You’ll fall into a plot hole if you keep doing that, and then you’ll never get out!
Fraya:
Hair:Crayola Red
Zuko: What a coincidence. The same color as blood… [sharpens swords and looks for his Blue Spirit mask]
Eyes: Neon green
Sokka: Hey, maybe she glows in the dark!
Katara: Let’s tie her up and throw her off a cliff. Then at night we can see if we can find her by her neon eyes.
Age 15
Height: Tall
Bender: Earth
Elaine:
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Age: 11
Aang: I have a bad feeling about this one… v.v
Katara: Just remind yourself that she’s not real. She’s just another monster under your bed…
Aang: I don’t think it’s safe for her to be anywhere NEAR my bed!
Height: Short
Bender: Air
Aang: BUT ALL THE AIRBENDERS ARE DEAD! [falls in a plot hole]
Iroh: I warned you. [sighs and drinks tea]
Mai:
Hair: Black
Sokka: AT LAST, A CANONISTIC HAIR COLOR!
Eyes: Brown
Age: 16
Height: Tall
Bender: Fire
Zuko: Somebody save me! MY LIFE AND SANITY ARE AT RISK!
Now well get on to the story..
Sokka: I’ve got a better idea. Let’s go get tacos and forget about this!
Zuko: Not until I get to kill someone!
Elaine's Pov
"NO!EVIL!" I yelled. I stepped on a rock and broke my toe.. DARN STUPID ROCK!
All: YAY FOR THE ROCK!
Sokka: Seriously, who yells at rocks and called them evil and stupid?
Katara: [as rock] [sniffles] YOU’RE SO MEAN TO ME!
To Push away the Pain I started to sing, John Jackup Jingele Highmer Shmit...
Zuko: Push away the Pain? Is this a new book, or is it just a special Push and Pain?
Katara: If, by special, you mean “retarded”…
Aang: AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE NAME OF THE SONG! It’s… [sings] JOHN JACOB-
Toaster Phantom: I’ll give you a cookie if you don’t sing.
Aang: Ten cookies.
Toaster Phantom: Five.
Aang: YAY!
And so On.. I started to walk through a path when I all the suddon saw four guys in firenation Armor,
Zuko: SPECIAL ARMOR! AND SPECIAL ON!
Iroh: “Suddon”? Isn’t he the terrorist…thing...that your President is after?
Toaster Phantom: No, that’s Suddam.
Sokka: Maybe it’s one of the Fire Nation guys or something.
Zuko: Speaking of which, how come On gets capitalized, but not ONLY do Fire and Nation get scrunched together, but it’s not even capitalized! That’s just SICK.
"O NO! MUST RUN BUT ONE IS SO HOT! MUST STAY AND LOOK!" I yellled. Thats when my attitude changed twoards him, he went up to another guy and slapped a guys butt, "NOO HES A GAY MAN!" I then whispered, So I decided to run away.
All: WTF?!
Aang: THE H IS GONE!
Sokka: What does “twoards” mean?
Katara: I think they mean “toads”.
Zuko: Their brain is non-existent. Where are the apostrophes?
Iroh: That gay joke was in VERY bad taste.
Aang: I think she needs a mental hospital. Really, really badly.
Jade's Pov
I started to walk through the Fire tents to see my Man, "Zhao".
Zuko: SPECIAL MAN! Apparently, there are LOTS of special things here! Zhao shouldn’t have capitalized modifiers!
Aang: Why is Zhao in quotes?
Sokka: I don’t know who to feel worse for: Zhao, or this…Jade…thing.
I never liked him he just likes me. Kinda creepy.
Toaster Phantom: Hey, that IS creepy! YOU’RE CREEPY, ZHAO!
Sokka: But not as creepy as the Sue.
Anyways I walked through the tents.
Sokka: Walked trough the tents? Walking around the tents would be so much more beneficial.
Zuko: Have you ever TRIED walking through tents? Very, very painful.
"Well hello Jade, Sit down" Said Zhao. "Why"I replied.
Katara: [as Zhao] Because I’m going to kill you! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Because I told you to, and I am also a High Ranked Admirall Who likes you You are my Jade" said Zhao.
Sokka: My brain hurts.
Zuko: Oh, now High Ranked Admiral is special? EVERYTHING’S SO FRICKIN’ SPECIAL!
Katara: Actually it’s Admirall. Which apparently is something Zhao made up, because he is worthy of two Ls.
Iroh: Where are the periods?
No I thought, HEs BEING WEIRD AGAIN! NO..
Zuko: And now the word HE is in full caps!
Iroh: PUNCTUATION! Maybe we should give them a grammar cook for Christmas?
Aang: But Christmas is over.
Iroh: In their mind, it’s probably July. Besides, if we send Zuko with it, they’ believe that they were on Jupiter eating grapefruit in Starbucks.
Katara: There’s a Starbucks on Jupiter?
Sokka: Starbucks is EVERYWHERE. In fact, I bet the author had too much Frappuccino.
Toaster Phantom: FRAPPUCCINO, WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME?!
Thats when Zhao brushed his side burns back and forth and said, "Will you join me on my ship, for the search for the avatar?" said Zhao. NO NO NO I THOUGHT NO NO NO!
Aang: Avatar should be capitalized! T_T
Zuko: Apparently you’re not special enough. Only things like Pain and On get capitalized in this freakish story.
Sokka: Side burns. The effect of too many steroids, perhaps?
Katara: Maybe they mean sideburns.
Iroh: No, no, they said side burns. With a space.
"Well what do I get out of it?" I said.
Katara: An extra five minutes of life.
Sokka: And possibly, one last Frappuccino.
Toaster Phantom: Frappuccino does sound really good right now…
"A nice Room,money, and whatever my chocolate desires" said Zhao.
Zuko: Oh, great! Now the room is special!
Sokka: Hello, Suethor? Your punctuation called. It wants you to put it back in the story.
"NO NOT CHOCOLATE IM NOT A PIECE OF FOOD DONT EAT ME!" I yelled.
Katara: That…was…okay…Huh?
Aang: My thoughts exactly.
Zuko: I don’t think she would taste good, anyway.
"Fine, We go at dawn" Said Zhao
Zuko: GREAT! Now We and Said are special!
Katara: I almost feel sorry for Zhao. But then I realize, he’s the one fawning over her, so he’s being stupid!
Sokka: Even Zhao’s not that stupid. It has to be an evil clone!
Aang: But... he's already evil!
Fraya's Pov
I wassitting in a boat with sokka he was trying to catch a fish, but he didnt succeed.
Sokka: SOMEBODY KILL ME!
Katara: Wassitting? Sounds like some sort of African dish or something.
Zuko: HAH! The Water Tribe peasant’s not special enough to get capitalized!
Aang: I can write better than this, and I haven’t written anything in over 100 years!
Sokka:: Momo can write better than this!
"Its ok sokka dont get all worked up over a fish it breaks your brain" I said.
Sokka: YOU’RE breaking my brain!
Iroh: Whoa…That’s one horrible run-on sentence…
Zuko: Still not special!
"Ya Right well, My sister and I are going to Omashu do you want to come with us"
Zuko: Oh, so now Right and My are special!
Sokka: I would NEVER invite that THING along with us!
"Sure" I said I twisted his hair, and then pulled his pony tail up until he yelled.
Sokka: I have a pony tail? Why does no one tell me about these things? [spins in a circle, trying to see]
Katara: Ponytail. She MEANS ponytail.
Iroh: I’m just going to stop talking about the grammar, because it’s too awful.
Zuko: Bad grammar makes Agni cry. In fact, it’s the ONLY thing that makes Agni cry.
"YOUR AN IDIOT!" he yelled.
Sokka: She owns an idiot?
Aang: No, she pwns an idiot!
Katara: No, she IS an idiot.
Zuko: I think the peasant girl is right. She IS an idiot.
Katara: I have a NAME, you know.
Iroh: Calling someone by their name would mean acknowledging them as a person rather than a thing. Zuko still have a few more month of therapy before he gets over that. He doesn’t call anyone by name.
"I am so no Idiot, I was making your hair curly, Eat bread it makes your hair curly"
Zuko: Special Idiot! And special Eat!
Sokka: WTF?! “Eat bread it makes your hair curly”?!
Aang: What does that even MEAN?
"NO!" said sokka, "Ok shut up and paddle"
Katara: [As paddle] And when you’re not looking, I shall DESTORY YOU!
"PADDLE PADDLE PA..."
Sokka: My brain! It’s not smart no more! It go…window…brain…POOP!
Aang: We’ve lost him. V.V [puts hand over heart and bows head as funeral music plays]
"SHUT UP! "
All: YAY, SOKKA!
Zuko: What happened to these people’s brains?
Katara: Toxic fumes.
"Fine Someones cranky I sure wish i never woke them up, because there crank panks, and there little boyscout campfire love isnt really loveable, but thats ok I forgive you sokka "
Katara: “crank panks”?
Aang: OMG! THERE! CRANK PANKS! THEY’RE ATTACKING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Sokka: Boyscout campfire love… What?!
"Ok fine what ever just fly away into the paddle"
Aang: I’m flying into the paddle! [jumps into air and hits head on paddle]
Katara: [as paddle] Ouch! T_T Next time fly into the ocean and kill yourself!
"PADDLE WEE HOOT HOOT HOOOT!"
Zuko: What in the name of Agni was THAT?!
Aang: It sounds like a demented, possessed Gir on coffee.
Katara: No more Zim, Aang. V.V
Mai's Pov
I was walking around on Zuko's Ship.
Katara: [as Sue] WHEEE! I’m walking around on Zuko’s Ship!
Zuko: MY SHIP MAY BE SPECIAL, BUT YOU WILL STILL DIE! [pretends to firebend at Katara]
He was practicing his firebending, his shirt was strange, and you no what else he hada six pack.. He looked happily sad.. I'll just turn that frown upsidedown I Thought.
Zuko: Calling me attractive will NOT save you from your timely demise!
Katara: Happily sad? What is THAT supposed to mean?
Zuko: I don’t get SAD. I get angry, frustrated, upset, worried, pleased, and occasionally depressed. Never happy or sad.
"Hi Zuko" I said "Guess what!" I yelled.
Zuko: You’re going to die!
Toaster Phantom: You’re right! YAY! You win a cookie!
"What.. grrrr.. arrr" said Zuko.
Zuko: “Arrr”? I’m a pirate?! I’VE BEEN DEMOTED! T_T
"CHICKEN BUTT!" I poked zukos stomach and then ran off.
Aang: [picks up phone] Hello, Sue? This is a message from the village. We want our idiot back. Well, we don’t, but we’re going to get Sued if we don’t get our Sue back in the village before she Sues up another Suefic.
Zuko: “zukos”? Not only am I not special enough to be capitalized, but there’s more than one of me!
"YOU RETARD!" Roared Zuko (Roared YAY)
Zuko: Oh, so roared is special, but not Zuko?
Katara: Actually, it was zukos.
Aang: “Roared YAY”?
Iroh: Sues, yay?
Sokka: Maybe it’s a vampire in disguise!
Zuko ran after me "IM GONNA POKE YOU" he yelled.
Zuko: Who’s “IM”? And why the hell would I run after her?
Sokka: To kill her, probably.
Zuko: Oh, yeah…
"O NO ! ITS GONNA HURT!"
Sokka: If you mean your brain, I think it’s far too late.
Aang: So… I don’t get it. Does It own GONNA HURT?
Iroh: Maybe it’s a typo. They must mean “Tis gonna hurt”.
Katara: [in fake British accent] Oh, no! ‘Tis going to hurt! Please, sir, don’t poke me!
Zuko: [in equally fake British accent] Forgive me, my lady, but apparently I have no choice but to poke you. Pardon the inconvenience.
I yelled the next minute I turned around and he punched me flat in the stomach.
All: [cheers] YAY, ZUKO!
Zuko: [bows]
"THERE NO MORE POKING!" he yelled. "YOU MESSED UP MY AGNI KAI!"
Zuko: Do they even know what Agni Kai is?! I CAN’T HAVE A FIRE DUEL WITH MYSELF! OR ON A SHIP!
Katara: [as Zuko] Please! No more poking! Stop the poking!
"Fine, but I got to tell you one thing," I whispered
Zuko: You’re going to commit suicide and erase my memory of all thing involving you?
"What" he whispered back
"GLOWING PEAS!" I yelled as loud as I could into his ear.
Iroh: O.O
Zuko: My ears!
Katara: My brain!
Nicolettes Pov
I was walking down Prince Zuko's Ship -
Zuko: My ship is so important that it needs to be capitalized! So, why does she not capitalize NAMES?
- to find my hot and sexy old man Iroh.
Iroh: O.O
Zuko: Congratulations, Uncle. You just got Sued in the most disturbing way possible.
There he was.
Iroh: And with that, he left, leaving her to weep while talking to her paranoid delusions.
"WELL HI IROHY! YOU LOOK EVEN MORE OLD TODAY AND SEXY AND RICH!" I yelled.
Zuko: What the hell?
Iroh: T_T [drops poison into tea]
Katara: WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS?
Aang: BECAUSE SHE CAN’T LOCATE THE CAPS LOCK AGAIN AND IS TOO LAZY TO UNCAPITALIZE EVERYTHING!
"Why hello Nicollet my morning blossom, would you like to join tea time with me" said Iroh
Zuko: Apparently she lost the comma key, as well. And the period key.
Sokka: Heck, I think she lost the whole keyboard. Or maybe she’s typing with her feet?
Iroh: Please say “no”…
"Is it Jasmine Tea" I asked
Zuko: Apparently Jasmine Tea is a new character.
Iroh: It’s just very, very important.
"Yes my lady"
Iroh: Curse this infermal code of chivalry...
"THEN ok" I said.
Zuko: Agni said, "Let the period key be found," and the Suethor found it, and there was much rejoicing in the land.
Sokka: Why is THEN in all caps?
I sat down sipping tea.
Katara: Of course, it wouldn’t make sense to sit down WHILE sipping tea.
Aang: Maybe Sipping Tea is another name she forgot to capitalize.
Zuko: It sounds like an Indian name.
Iroh: How! I am Big Chief Sipping Tea! I will sit down!
when iroh came up to me and gave me a hug.
Sokka: Squeezing all of the air out of her, killing her slowly and painfully.
Katara: I hate fragments. Hurting my brain with scissors.
Aang: What? O.o
Sokka: Exactly.
"uhh What are you doing" I said.
Zuko: Oh, so now What is important!
Iroh: And the comma key is still nowhere to be found.
Sokka: I am going to kill you! That’s what I’m doing!
Katara: [As Sue] OMGWTF!11! no no noooo plz don’t kill Me!
"Nicolette, Ive missed you so much" said Iroh
Katara: I still don’t get why she has a French name.
Zuko: Who’s Ive?
Iroh: She lost the period key again.
Sokka: She found the comma, though.
Aang: [as comma] NO! GET AWAY! I DON’T WANT TO BE ANY PART OF YOUR STORY!
"What oh no YOUVE DRUNKEN TO MUCH TEA!" I yelled.
Iroh: There’s no such thing as too such tea. Unless it’s spiked…
Zuko: Who’s Youve?
Aang: [as comma] MUAHAHAHA! The Z and I are switching places! Now you shall never find me again!
"NOO YOUR LEAVING ME AGAIN!" Said Iroh
Zuko: Said is apparently very special.
Iroh: Why am I talking in caps?
Sokka: So she owns “leaving me again”?
Aang: I told you: It’s spelled P-W-N-S.
"AHH" I Said Running down the halls.
Sokka: Your newest Indian name is I Said Running.
Iroh: If she likes the exclamation point so much, why not actually use it when it’s needed?
Zuko: She’s too stupid to use any word but “said”.
Sokka: No, that’s part of the name!
Iroh was following me the old fat man was starting to run even faster than me..
Katara: Now she’s an old fat man?
Iroh: Wrong verb tense.
Zuko: [snores] Passive voice. BORING!
Aang: I AM THE PERIOD KEY! I’M ELOPING WITH THE COMMA IN VEGAS! MWUAHAHAHA!
"WHAT!" I yelled. I was still running
Zuko: On and on and on, because the period key is in Vegas.
"You forgot your tea, Can I have it?" said Iroh
Katara: Comma splice!
Zuko: Okay, I’m just going to stop correcting all the special things.
Aang: Aw… the comma went back! T_T It left me at the alter!
"Sure" I said.
Katara: And now the period is back!
Sokka: But the brain is still nowhere to be found.
Then I gave Iroh back another happy hug
Sokka: So the hug is happy?
Aang: Change in plans: the comma and I are going to get married after all!
Iroh: Does she mean that she hugged my back?
Katara: I think she means, “LOOK AT ME! I’VE ALMOST MASTERED SECOND GRADE LANGUAGE MECHANICS!”
Ok if you didnt get this that was because this was made bye like 5 diff. people
Zuko: Five diff. people?
Katara: I think she means five daft people.
Sokka: Or one SERIOUSLY screwed up schizophrenic.
so ya its kinda confusing
All: KINDA?!
Aang: Confusing like a moose! O.O
Katara: Okay, something has to be done about him watching Invader Zim.
but hope you liked
Zuko: I liked the part where I punched the girl.
Sokka: I liked the part where they stop talking!
Toaster Phantom: FINALLY! IT’S OVER!
Katara: There’s not going to be another chapter, is there?
Toaster Phantom: I don’t know…
Comment and let me know what you think. XD
Toaster Phantom: It’s time for a badfic, everyone! And not just any ol’ badfic, a terrible, horrible, awful, HIDEOUS SUEFIC! And, here to help us destroy this young author are: Zuko, Sokka, Katara, Aang, and Uncle Iroh!
Sokka: Are you really allowed to hold is here against our will and make us read this… this…
Iroh: Atrocity.
Sokka: That was exactly the word I was looking for!
Toaster Phantom: Probably not, but who cares! This is cyberspace!
Wings of a Tree, by Ninelives
Zuko: I don’t care if they have 900 lives, I’m going to KILL them for this.
All: SHHHHH!
Toaster Phantom: You have to wait until it starts to rant! Then you can kill them.
This is a story that my friends and I made while we were at a sleepover.
Aang: SLEEPOVER OF DOOOOOOM! [runs in circles]
Katara: >.> You’ve been letting him watch Invader Zim again, haven’t you?
Toaster Phantom: …. So? Violent sci-fi cartoons are good for him! AND it reminds him that, even if Nickelodeon helped create him, he still needs to HATE THEM WITH ALL HIS MIGHT!
All: v.v;;
here we go
Sokka: What, no capitalization or punctuation? What is this, an IM?
Jade:
Hair: Purple and Violet
Sokka: Right. Because purple and violet are SO not the same color.
Zuko: It’s also a VERY prominent color in the Earth Kingdom. I mean, all those new Mary Sues either have blue or purple or pink hair.
Eye: Green Jade Eyes
Katara: And, of COURSE, getting named after your eye color is so normal!
Aang: It’s true. Monk Gyatsu almost named me Grey. But then he thought, “Wow! He’ll be like a Mary Sue, only a boy!”
Zuko: You mean a Gary Stu?
Katara: [shudders] As if getting paired with every existing male character isn’t bad enough, they make MORE… As if getting paired with Zuko isn’t bad enough!
Zuko: Hey! You should be honored to even be considered, peasant!
Toaster Phantom: You also get paired with Aang, Sokka, Zula, Zhao-
Zuko: O.O [crawls in a corner and dies]
Age: 14
Height: Short
Bender: Earthbender
Sokka: EVERYBODY’S a bender anymore. Why can’t people just be normal?
Aang: Because that would be weird.
Katara: Normal is weird?
Iroh: It’s an infinite loop. You’ll get stuck in it soon.
Nicolette:
Hair: Brown, with blonde
Aang: Are there even blondes IN our universe?
Toaster Phantom: According to Suethors, there are green-haired Darkness Benders in your universe.
Aang: Good point.
Eyes: Blue
Age: 17
Height: medium
Bender: Fire
Zuko: I’ve NEVER seen a blonde firebender. And with blue eyes! Only waterbenders have blue eyes!
Iroh: Shhhh! You’ll fall into a plot hole if you keep doing that, and then you’ll never get out!
Fraya:
Hair:Crayola Red
Zuko: What a coincidence. The same color as blood… [sharpens swords and looks for his Blue Spirit mask]
Eyes: Neon green
Sokka: Hey, maybe she glows in the dark!
Katara: Let’s tie her up and throw her off a cliff. Then at night we can see if we can find her by her neon eyes.
Age 15
Height: Tall
Bender: Earth
Elaine:
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Age: 11
Aang: I have a bad feeling about this one… v.v
Katara: Just remind yourself that she’s not real. She’s just another monster under your bed…
Aang: I don’t think it’s safe for her to be anywhere NEAR my bed!
Height: Short
Bender: Air
Aang: BUT ALL THE AIRBENDERS ARE DEAD! [falls in a plot hole]
Iroh: I warned you. [sighs and drinks tea]
Mai:
Hair: Black
Sokka: AT LAST, A CANONISTIC HAIR COLOR!
Eyes: Brown
Age: 16
Height: Tall
Bender: Fire
Zuko: Somebody save me! MY LIFE AND SANITY ARE AT RISK!
Now well get on to the story..
Sokka: I’ve got a better idea. Let’s go get tacos and forget about this!
Zuko: Not until I get to kill someone!
Elaine's Pov
"NO!EVIL!" I yelled. I stepped on a rock and broke my toe.. DARN STUPID ROCK!
All: YAY FOR THE ROCK!
Sokka: Seriously, who yells at rocks and called them evil and stupid?
Katara: [as rock] [sniffles] YOU’RE SO MEAN TO ME!
To Push away the Pain I started to sing, John Jackup Jingele Highmer Shmit...
Zuko: Push away the Pain? Is this a new book, or is it just a special Push and Pain?
Katara: If, by special, you mean “retarded”…
Aang: AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE NAME OF THE SONG! It’s… [sings] JOHN JACOB-
Toaster Phantom: I’ll give you a cookie if you don’t sing.
Aang: Ten cookies.
Toaster Phantom: Five.
Aang: YAY!
And so On.. I started to walk through a path when I all the suddon saw four guys in firenation Armor,
Zuko: SPECIAL ARMOR! AND SPECIAL ON!
Iroh: “Suddon”? Isn’t he the terrorist…thing...that your President is after?
Toaster Phantom: No, that’s Suddam.
Sokka: Maybe it’s one of the Fire Nation guys or something.
Zuko: Speaking of which, how come On gets capitalized, but not ONLY do Fire and Nation get scrunched together, but it’s not even capitalized! That’s just SICK.
"O NO! MUST RUN BUT ONE IS SO HOT! MUST STAY AND LOOK!" I yellled. Thats when my attitude changed twoards him, he went up to another guy and slapped a guys butt, "NOO HES A GAY MAN!" I then whispered, So I decided to run away.
All: WTF?!
Aang: THE H IS GONE!
Sokka: What does “twoards” mean?
Katara: I think they mean “toads”.
Zuko: Their brain is non-existent. Where are the apostrophes?
Iroh: That gay joke was in VERY bad taste.
Aang: I think she needs a mental hospital. Really, really badly.
Jade's Pov
I started to walk through the Fire tents to see my Man, "Zhao".
Zuko: SPECIAL MAN! Apparently, there are LOTS of special things here! Zhao shouldn’t have capitalized modifiers!
Aang: Why is Zhao in quotes?
Sokka: I don’t know who to feel worse for: Zhao, or this…Jade…thing.
I never liked him he just likes me. Kinda creepy.
Toaster Phantom: Hey, that IS creepy! YOU’RE CREEPY, ZHAO!
Sokka: But not as creepy as the Sue.
Anyways I walked through the tents.
Sokka: Walked trough the tents? Walking around the tents would be so much more beneficial.
Zuko: Have you ever TRIED walking through tents? Very, very painful.
"Well hello Jade, Sit down" Said Zhao. "Why"I replied.
Katara: [as Zhao] Because I’m going to kill you! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Because I told you to, and I am also a High Ranked Admirall Who likes you You are my Jade" said Zhao.
Sokka: My brain hurts.
Zuko: Oh, now High Ranked Admiral is special? EVERYTHING’S SO FRICKIN’ SPECIAL!
Katara: Actually it’s Admirall. Which apparently is something Zhao made up, because he is worthy of two Ls.
Iroh: Where are the periods?
No I thought, HEs BEING WEIRD AGAIN! NO..
Zuko: And now the word HE is in full caps!
Iroh: PUNCTUATION! Maybe we should give them a grammar cook for Christmas?
Aang: But Christmas is over.
Iroh: In their mind, it’s probably July. Besides, if we send Zuko with it, they’ believe that they were on Jupiter eating grapefruit in Starbucks.
Katara: There’s a Starbucks on Jupiter?
Sokka: Starbucks is EVERYWHERE. In fact, I bet the author had too much Frappuccino.
Toaster Phantom: FRAPPUCCINO, WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME?!
Thats when Zhao brushed his side burns back and forth and said, "Will you join me on my ship, for the search for the avatar?" said Zhao. NO NO NO I THOUGHT NO NO NO!
Aang: Avatar should be capitalized! T_T
Zuko: Apparently you’re not special enough. Only things like Pain and On get capitalized in this freakish story.
Sokka: Side burns. The effect of too many steroids, perhaps?
Katara: Maybe they mean sideburns.
Iroh: No, no, they said side burns. With a space.
"Well what do I get out of it?" I said.
Katara: An extra five minutes of life.
Sokka: And possibly, one last Frappuccino.
Toaster Phantom: Frappuccino does sound really good right now…
"A nice Room,money, and whatever my chocolate desires" said Zhao.
Zuko: Oh, great! Now the room is special!
Sokka: Hello, Suethor? Your punctuation called. It wants you to put it back in the story.
"NO NOT CHOCOLATE IM NOT A PIECE OF FOOD DONT EAT ME!" I yelled.
Katara: That…was…okay…Huh?
Aang: My thoughts exactly.
Zuko: I don’t think she would taste good, anyway.
"Fine, We go at dawn" Said Zhao
Zuko: GREAT! Now We and Said are special!
Katara: I almost feel sorry for Zhao. But then I realize, he’s the one fawning over her, so he’s being stupid!
Sokka: Even Zhao’s not that stupid. It has to be an evil clone!
Aang: But... he's already evil!
Fraya's Pov
I wassitting in a boat with sokka he was trying to catch a fish, but he didnt succeed.
Sokka: SOMEBODY KILL ME!
Katara: Wassitting? Sounds like some sort of African dish or something.
Zuko: HAH! The Water Tribe peasant’s not special enough to get capitalized!
Aang: I can write better than this, and I haven’t written anything in over 100 years!
Sokka:: Momo can write better than this!
"Its ok sokka dont get all worked up over a fish it breaks your brain" I said.
Sokka: YOU’RE breaking my brain!
Iroh: Whoa…That’s one horrible run-on sentence…
Zuko: Still not special!
"Ya Right well, My sister and I are going to Omashu do you want to come with us"
Zuko: Oh, so now Right and My are special!
Sokka: I would NEVER invite that THING along with us!
"Sure" I said I twisted his hair, and then pulled his pony tail up until he yelled.
Sokka: I have a pony tail? Why does no one tell me about these things? [spins in a circle, trying to see]
Katara: Ponytail. She MEANS ponytail.
Iroh: I’m just going to stop talking about the grammar, because it’s too awful.
Zuko: Bad grammar makes Agni cry. In fact, it’s the ONLY thing that makes Agni cry.
"YOUR AN IDIOT!" he yelled.
Sokka: She owns an idiot?
Aang: No, she pwns an idiot!
Katara: No, she IS an idiot.
Zuko: I think the peasant girl is right. She IS an idiot.
Katara: I have a NAME, you know.
Iroh: Calling someone by their name would mean acknowledging them as a person rather than a thing. Zuko still have a few more month of therapy before he gets over that. He doesn’t call anyone by name.
"I am so no Idiot, I was making your hair curly, Eat bread it makes your hair curly"
Zuko: Special Idiot! And special Eat!
Sokka: WTF?! “Eat bread it makes your hair curly”?!
Aang: What does that even MEAN?
"NO!" said sokka, "Ok shut up and paddle"
Katara: [As paddle] And when you’re not looking, I shall DESTORY YOU!
"PADDLE PADDLE PA..."
Sokka: My brain! It’s not smart no more! It go…window…brain…POOP!
Aang: We’ve lost him. V.V [puts hand over heart and bows head as funeral music plays]
"SHUT UP! "
All: YAY, SOKKA!
Zuko: What happened to these people’s brains?
Katara: Toxic fumes.
"Fine Someones cranky I sure wish i never woke them up, because there crank panks, and there little boyscout campfire love isnt really loveable, but thats ok I forgive you sokka "
Katara: “crank panks”?
Aang: OMG! THERE! CRANK PANKS! THEY’RE ATTACKING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Sokka: Boyscout campfire love… What?!
"Ok fine what ever just fly away into the paddle"
Aang: I’m flying into the paddle! [jumps into air and hits head on paddle]
Katara: [as paddle] Ouch! T_T Next time fly into the ocean and kill yourself!
"PADDLE WEE HOOT HOOT HOOOT!"
Zuko: What in the name of Agni was THAT?!
Aang: It sounds like a demented, possessed Gir on coffee.
Katara: No more Zim, Aang. V.V
Mai's Pov
I was walking around on Zuko's Ship.
Katara: [as Sue] WHEEE! I’m walking around on Zuko’s Ship!
Zuko: MY SHIP MAY BE SPECIAL, BUT YOU WILL STILL DIE! [pretends to firebend at Katara]
He was practicing his firebending, his shirt was strange, and you no what else he hada six pack.. He looked happily sad.. I'll just turn that frown upsidedown I Thought.
Zuko: Calling me attractive will NOT save you from your timely demise!
Katara: Happily sad? What is THAT supposed to mean?
Zuko: I don’t get SAD. I get angry, frustrated, upset, worried, pleased, and occasionally depressed. Never happy or sad.
"Hi Zuko" I said "Guess what!" I yelled.
Zuko: You’re going to die!
Toaster Phantom: You’re right! YAY! You win a cookie!
"What.. grrrr.. arrr" said Zuko.
Zuko: “Arrr”? I’m a pirate?! I’VE BEEN DEMOTED! T_T
"CHICKEN BUTT!" I poked zukos stomach and then ran off.
Aang: [picks up phone] Hello, Sue? This is a message from the village. We want our idiot back. Well, we don’t, but we’re going to get Sued if we don’t get our Sue back in the village before she Sues up another Suefic.
Zuko: “zukos”? Not only am I not special enough to be capitalized, but there’s more than one of me!
"YOU RETARD!" Roared Zuko (Roared YAY)
Zuko: Oh, so roared is special, but not Zuko?
Katara: Actually, it was zukos.
Aang: “Roared YAY”?
Iroh: Sues, yay?
Sokka: Maybe it’s a vampire in disguise!
Zuko ran after me "IM GONNA POKE YOU" he yelled.
Zuko: Who’s “IM”? And why the hell would I run after her?
Sokka: To kill her, probably.
Zuko: Oh, yeah…
"O NO ! ITS GONNA HURT!"
Sokka: If you mean your brain, I think it’s far too late.
Aang: So… I don’t get it. Does It own GONNA HURT?
Iroh: Maybe it’s a typo. They must mean “Tis gonna hurt”.
Katara: [in fake British accent] Oh, no! ‘Tis going to hurt! Please, sir, don’t poke me!
Zuko: [in equally fake British accent] Forgive me, my lady, but apparently I have no choice but to poke you. Pardon the inconvenience.
I yelled the next minute I turned around and he punched me flat in the stomach.
All: [cheers] YAY, ZUKO!
Zuko: [bows]
"THERE NO MORE POKING!" he yelled. "YOU MESSED UP MY AGNI KAI!"
Zuko: Do they even know what Agni Kai is?! I CAN’T HAVE A FIRE DUEL WITH MYSELF! OR ON A SHIP!
Katara: [as Zuko] Please! No more poking! Stop the poking!
"Fine, but I got to tell you one thing," I whispered
Zuko: You’re going to commit suicide and erase my memory of all thing involving you?
"What" he whispered back
"GLOWING PEAS!" I yelled as loud as I could into his ear.
Iroh: O.O
Zuko: My ears!
Katara: My brain!
Nicolettes Pov
I was walking down Prince Zuko's Ship -
Zuko: My ship is so important that it needs to be capitalized! So, why does she not capitalize NAMES?
- to find my hot and sexy old man Iroh.
Iroh: O.O
Zuko: Congratulations, Uncle. You just got Sued in the most disturbing way possible.
There he was.
Iroh: And with that, he left, leaving her to weep while talking to her paranoid delusions.
"WELL HI IROHY! YOU LOOK EVEN MORE OLD TODAY AND SEXY AND RICH!" I yelled.
Zuko: What the hell?
Iroh: T_T [drops poison into tea]
Katara: WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS?
Aang: BECAUSE SHE CAN’T LOCATE THE CAPS LOCK AGAIN AND IS TOO LAZY TO UNCAPITALIZE EVERYTHING!
"Why hello Nicollet my morning blossom, would you like to join tea time with me" said Iroh
Zuko: Apparently she lost the comma key, as well. And the period key.
Sokka: Heck, I think she lost the whole keyboard. Or maybe she’s typing with her feet?
Iroh: Please say “no”…
"Is it Jasmine Tea" I asked
Zuko: Apparently Jasmine Tea is a new character.
Iroh: It’s just very, very important.
"Yes my lady"
Iroh: Curse this infermal code of chivalry...
"THEN ok" I said.
Zuko: Agni said, "Let the period key be found," and the Suethor found it, and there was much rejoicing in the land.
Sokka: Why is THEN in all caps?
I sat down sipping tea.
Katara: Of course, it wouldn’t make sense to sit down WHILE sipping tea.
Aang: Maybe Sipping Tea is another name she forgot to capitalize.
Zuko: It sounds like an Indian name.
Iroh: How! I am Big Chief Sipping Tea! I will sit down!
when iroh came up to me and gave me a hug.
Sokka: Squeezing all of the air out of her, killing her slowly and painfully.
Katara: I hate fragments. Hurting my brain with scissors.
Aang: What? O.o
Sokka: Exactly.
"uhh What are you doing" I said.
Zuko: Oh, so now What is important!
Iroh: And the comma key is still nowhere to be found.
Sokka: I am going to kill you! That’s what I’m doing!
Katara: [As Sue] OMGWTF!11! no no noooo plz don’t kill Me!
"Nicolette, Ive missed you so much" said Iroh
Katara: I still don’t get why she has a French name.
Zuko: Who’s Ive?
Iroh: She lost the period key again.
Sokka: She found the comma, though.
Aang: [as comma] NO! GET AWAY! I DON’T WANT TO BE ANY PART OF YOUR STORY!
"What oh no YOUVE DRUNKEN TO MUCH TEA!" I yelled.
Iroh: There’s no such thing as too such tea. Unless it’s spiked…
Zuko: Who’s Youve?
Aang: [as comma] MUAHAHAHA! The Z and I are switching places! Now you shall never find me again!
"NOO YOUR LEAVING ME AGAIN!" Said Iroh
Zuko: Said is apparently very special.
Iroh: Why am I talking in caps?
Sokka: So she owns “leaving me again”?
Aang: I told you: It’s spelled P-W-N-S.
"AHH" I Said Running down the halls.
Sokka: Your newest Indian name is I Said Running.
Iroh: If she likes the exclamation point so much, why not actually use it when it’s needed?
Zuko: She’s too stupid to use any word but “said”.
Sokka: No, that’s part of the name!
Iroh was following me the old fat man was starting to run even faster than me..
Katara: Now she’s an old fat man?
Iroh: Wrong verb tense.
Zuko: [snores] Passive voice. BORING!
Aang: I AM THE PERIOD KEY! I’M ELOPING WITH THE COMMA IN VEGAS! MWUAHAHAHA!
"WHAT!" I yelled. I was still running
Zuko: On and on and on, because the period key is in Vegas.
"You forgot your tea, Can I have it?" said Iroh
Katara: Comma splice!
Zuko: Okay, I’m just going to stop correcting all the special things.
Aang: Aw… the comma went back! T_T It left me at the alter!
"Sure" I said.
Katara: And now the period is back!
Sokka: But the brain is still nowhere to be found.
Then I gave Iroh back another happy hug
Sokka: So the hug is happy?
Aang: Change in plans: the comma and I are going to get married after all!
Iroh: Does she mean that she hugged my back?
Katara: I think she means, “LOOK AT ME! I’VE ALMOST MASTERED SECOND GRADE LANGUAGE MECHANICS!”
Ok if you didnt get this that was because this was made bye like 5 diff. people
Zuko: Five diff. people?
Katara: I think she means five daft people.
Sokka: Or one SERIOUSLY screwed up schizophrenic.
so ya its kinda confusing
All: KINDA?!
Aang: Confusing like a moose! O.O
Katara: Okay, something has to be done about him watching Invader Zim.
but hope you liked
Zuko: I liked the part where I punched the girl.
Sokka: I liked the part where they stop talking!
Toaster Phantom: FINALLY! IT’S OVER!
Katara: There’s not going to be another chapter, is there?
Toaster Phantom: I don’t know…
Comment and let me know what you think. XD