DESMOOOOOOOOOOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was the number one person i wanted to see for the "who's in the locked room?" surprise ending!! DESMOOOOOOOOND!!!!!!!!!! Aw shit, and the fact that Sayid was the first person to see him is mega-depressing because they were once boat detectives, and now Sayid has no soul. :(
Oh shit, Mikhail!! (he got shot IN THE EYE!!!!!! the original eyepatched one!) Mikhail and Keamy working together is basically the most terrifying thing ever. D: And i was very disappointed that Keamy was in fact still alive after being shot by Sayid. AGH, NO, KILL IT WITH FIRE
I thought Sun forgetting English was pretty goofy/soap-opera-y, even if it is a legit thing that can happen. BUT the best part was when she was yelling at Richard in Korean, and he looked at Jack, and Jack just shrugged. LOLOLOL
HEY SUN, WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREEEEEEEEE
Oh my god, Jin seeing pictures of Ji Yeon made me cryyyyy. HE HAD NEVER EVEN SEEN HER BEFORE. ;____; And way to make alterna-Jin and Sun possibly even more tragic. As soon as she wanted to tell him something i knew she was pregnant, and as soon as his gun got fired in a very wrong direction in the kitchen i knew she got shot. Yet i didn't manage to put those clues together until she said it. Right in the babymaker. (..........too soon?) MAAAAAN, my first thought was of Ana Lucia. :( Anyway so i guess either alterna-Jin's junk is fully functional, or Sun and Jin are only able to conceive when they are ~in love~. (remember island superpowered sperm though? whatever happened to that!)
Keamy revealing that he was hired to kill Jin was creepy, and i really liked the extensive parallels all of this brought up between Widmore/Penny/Desmond and Paik/Sun/Jin. Also makes me wonder about the status of alterna-Widmore/Hume relations. Or WTF is up with Desmond in general, in light of his confusing appearance on alterna-Flight 815 and now being brought to the island presumably against his will. DESMOND IS THE CHOSEN ONE
SERIOUSLY, SO EXCITED ABOUT DESMOND
When Jin woke up in that empty room i was trying to figure out where he was, and the first thing i managed to think of was Room 23 and then YEP, that was totally it! Man, that room is weird. And hey, the first time we saw it was when Alex was rescuing Karl, another couple kept apart (and a male suitor abused) by the girl's dad. WTF, dads!
I take it Claire still wants to murder Kate. WHOOPS
So Widmore says that if Smokey gets off the island, people will cease to exist? Like... for real? Or does this have something to do with the alternate universe, like one version of people will cease to exist? And why do the pylons work at fencing Smokey out? And why do the candidates need to be together for him to leave? And why is he a smoke monster? And WHY IS ANYTHING?
Jack promising to get Sun and Jin off the island: OKAY BUDDY, i know how your promises tend to work out. (hint: not the way you hope.) ...Hey, so did Jack just get his own first real follower?? :O
I WANT MOOOOOOOOORE
Okay i'm actually really glad i didn't get to see Lost when it aired and therefore missed the V countdown clock that ABC insisted on ruining the episode with. But the banner ads all over the internet of Morena Baccarin and Elizabeth Mitchell's faaaces make me REALLY REALLY BITTER AND SAD that V is such a terrible show. Oh my god epic matriarchal face-off, SCI-FI LADY MAIN CHARACTERS, it could have been so cool. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. (even though it has returned i refuse to watch it, and from what i have read there is no improvement. and it will probably be cancelled, and its cancellation will probably be blamed on the fact that it is sci-fi and not on the fact that it is SO SO BAD. don't blame sci-fi, man, what did it ever do to you)
HEY GUYS I'M GETTING KIND OF EXCITED FOR NEW DOCTOR WHO. THOSE HIPSTER KIDS LOOK PRETTY ADORABLE. :D