Funny, Humiliating Story...Enjoy!

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Oh man do I have a story to the few who will read this...So yesterday/last night, me, Kerri, Shanna, Michael and Shannon (Kerri's daughter) went shopping. The first place we shopped at was the mall, and I bought one pair of fantabulous jeans...fell in love with them...it was beautiful lol. Anyway, after we left, we all piled into the car and went across the street to Kmart. Now, I HAD been wearing black athletic pants, which are great and all, but I LOOOOOVE jeans. I live in jeans. I feel more comfortable, more sexy, more confident, in jeans. So, I told Kerri, "Hey I think I'm gonna try changing into my jeans in the car." So after we pull into a parking space, I look around, it's a pretty empty parking lot. I look to make sure that no one is in their car and nobody's coming out of the store. I check front, sides, back. Oh and an interesting note here...the majority of the time...I have a tendancy to um...well I'll say that once I slipped my athletic pants off (sitting down) that it was perdy much JUST my birthday suit on the bottom half. Intentionally, not cause I forget them or something lol. So I did the above, managed to get them off and onto the floor while still keeping an eye out for unwanted guests. Then I grabbed my new jeans, ripped off the tags, and began sliding them on. I got them midway up my thighs before realizing that I was sitting down and would have to somehow stand up or get my butt off the seat to be able to finish pulling them up. So once more I look around, and after bracing myself, on the count of 3 (mental prep) I quickly jump up from the seat (just my butt and back) slide them up, button, zip, sit down. I was maybe in air for 4 or 5 quick seconds, not even full count. So I'm proud that I did it, got them on, I grab my sandals and open the door to go show Kerri. I walk around to the other side and turn around and show her and all that...and then I realize I'm hearing loud party like noises...like yelling and cheering and "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" And so I look around...in the same directions I did before, nothing. Then, I look kitty corner across. In the row facing ours, a few spots down from where we are, is a car. With two college aged looking guys. Sitting on top. SCREAMING. At first I'm confused. (I would've LOVED to my face as this thought process occured)! I realize, ok they're looking at us, what are they screaming at? Huh? *a split second image of me raising up from seat flashes across my mind and in a split second instant it dawns* OH CRAP! I immediately put my head down, avoiding ALL eye contact with them, and try to HURRY and finish getting ready. While I'm in the car getting my stuff Kerri comes in from the other side and makes facial gestures that say "They're screaming at us...what? why?" and I go through gritted teeth and a beet red face "I KNOW shut up. Cut it!" and then as I get out of the car Shanna does basically the same thing, as do I! We HURRY into the store, and I tell them, who of course, LAUGH lol. It's okay, I can laugh at it too. Later on as we're talking about it over dinner, Kerri says "I don't think they were Mormon though." (Well in my head I'm thinking if they were cheering like banshees over getting to see a girl changing who didn't know they were there, I would HOPE not). But I ask her why. She says "Because before I knew what they were screaming about, I heard one of them say something like 'Jesus loves us tonight!!!'" So um, yeah...I die of humilation all over again...But on the upside, I LOOOOOOVE my new jeans ;-)

And I promise I will never...Okay I will PROBABLY change in the car again at some point...BUT I promise I WILL look carefully in ALL directions first!!!