Finally!! A 419!!!
I know, multiple exclamation marks are a sign of a deranged mind. This is me after all. Nevertheless, I'm thrilled! For years I've wanted to be contacted by a 419 scammer, and sadly never have been. I love sites like 419eater.com and I want to have some fun with these people too.
Today, it finally happened. What do I find in my okcupid mailbox? I find this:
"From: mamu4
To: tdoc
Date: Today, 2:05am
Subject: CAN YOU BE SINCERE? 2878 Miles Away
CAN YOU BE SINCERE?
Abidjan - Cote d'Ivoire. West Africa.
E-mail :(princesskdavid@/y/a/h/o/o/./c/om/)
(princesskdavid@yahoo.com)
Dearest. One,
My name is Princess Mary Kevin David. I am 20 years old and the daughter of late Mr Kevin David who untill his death the president Cocoa Management Board in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.
After his death I was called upon by the bank which my father operated to secure his account as the only surviving child. so I ask for your assistance in the transfer of this funds. I have all the necessary documents and will give you 15 percent of the total funds after the transfer.
Sincerely.
Princess Mary. Kevin David. "
I am so excited!!! I'm at the moment trying to devise the best way to proceed. I know, I could just ignore it or tell it to fuck off, but but but...
...I really want to "help" this person. Help them fuck up royally that is.
Any suggestions?
Today, it finally happened. What do I find in my okcupid mailbox? I find this:
"From: mamu4
To: tdoc
Date: Today, 2:05am
Subject: CAN YOU BE SINCERE? 2878 Miles Away
CAN YOU BE SINCERE?
Abidjan - Cote d'Ivoire. West Africa.
E-mail :(princesskdavid@/y/a/h/o/o/./c/om/)
(princesskdavid@yahoo.com)
Dearest. One,
My name is Princess Mary Kevin David. I am 20 years old and the daughter of late Mr Kevin David who untill his death the president Cocoa Management Board in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.
After his death I was called upon by the bank which my father operated to secure his account as the only surviving child. so I ask for your assistance in the transfer of this funds. I have all the necessary documents and will give you 15 percent of the total funds after the transfer.
Sincerely.
Princess Mary. Kevin David. "
I am so excited!!! I'm at the moment trying to devise the best way to proceed. I know, I could just ignore it or tell it to fuck off, but but but...
...I really want to "help" this person. Help them fuck up royally that is.
Any suggestions?