BORED
im so god damn bored i could fucking shoot myself in the fucking head but then i decided not to just because of the fact that then everyone else in the world that hates me would be happy! and fuck them....if i am going to be bored and alive its better than everyone else being happy....yes i finially said it...i am only here on this god damn earth to pester the fuck out of people and make them misurable! oh and yes i know about the secret organization that meets on tuesday nights from 11pm-4am where all of you sons a bitches get together and talk about the annoying shit that i did for the last week and then you show pictures that your secret cameras took of me doing stupid things like tripping or walking around my apartment naked or something else really stupid. like you know walking around and stubbing my toe or farting on matty when hes not looking but really the secret cameras were looking....oh my god you sons a bitches are watching me now! im hungry. anyone wanna make me some food? like you know, good food...not like something bad or anything...but i am taking applications for someone to make me some food once in a while. or you know...make me food and then freeze it so i only have to cook it so its not frozen anymore and then i can eat it. any takers? oh and please do not put anything that could kill me...like poisin or onions. cause that would be gross! eww. so yeah i am still bored. when is something going to happen. right......NOW!.....NOW.nownownwownownwownwownowownwonwonw ahhhh. i will fucking kill everything in the whole god damn world! whoa yeah. so something funny happened to me at work...and since you guys havent seen any of it because tuesday night hasnt rolled around. you guys should like you know ask me and i shall tell you aboot what happened to me at work....cuase it was funny. i think i am the only human being in the world that over uses the "." i use that little black dotted bastard a whole shit ton. whether i am symbolizing the end of a sentence, or i am using it symbolize a.....pause. i use that little son of a coda alot. yeah thats right. i love the . and i love it alot! anyone who has a god dman problem with it can call me and then we can meet and discuss our different points of view...and then hopefully it will become one of those love/hate relationships. you know where the people first hate eachother and then all of a sudden in the middle of the movie they decide they love eachother and then for the rest of the movie they are all like i love you and all of that bullshit.
on a completely random note. i have decided the only way i will ever get a relationship will be in a tv sitcom sort of style. you know fat guy skinny wife sort of thing only i hope it will be nerdly loser guy and really hott girl who knows how to cook and yet we still find time to love eachother...do you fit this catagory? well then good.
talk to you bitches later!
on a completely random note. i have decided the only way i will ever get a relationship will be in a tv sitcom sort of style. you know fat guy skinny wife sort of thing only i hope it will be nerdly loser guy and really hott girl who knows how to cook and yet we still find time to love eachother...do you fit this catagory? well then good.
talk to you bitches later!