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So I was sitting at KSU, minding my own business. Studying and eating lunch, as it were. Then I suddenly hear this jewel from the next table over:

"I can't stop thinking about homos... Lots and lots of lovely homos. It's my favourite Lebanese dish!"

"uehfdsjfhjsdfh HUMMUS! It's pronounced HUMMUS!"

Dear CatDog,

Please, tell me how you poop. I have wondered for so long.

Sincerely, a confused viewer

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FUCK WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-

Dear Empty Toilet Paper Roll,

We've got to stop meeting like this.

Sincerely, Stranded on the Toilet

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XDDDDDDDD!

OH MY GOD!

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

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"Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?"

"Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles on it instead, and frosting of white."

Pardon me, Sir Gangster, but your trousers seem to be descending.