i don't know what the hell is with all these sex memes...
But my fiancee can be very persuasive when she wants to be. Which tends to be always.
1. Is there anyone on your flist you would have sex with?
As often as I possibly can.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm a guy. I'm good any time.
3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Uh, yeah. Long time ago though.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Ha. No one in their right mind would pay to see that.
5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Shower.
6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, I guess. But I kind of like to keep things as equal as possible.
7. Do you love someone on your flist?
More than anyone else in the whole goddamn world, yeah.
8. Love or Money?
What a goddamn cliche. Love.
9. Credit cards or cash?
Cards.
10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Well, this question is Cornball, USA. And assumes that the one answering the question doesn't have a best friend.
11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
5-star hotel. I don't sleep on the ground anymore.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the copy room at the Planet.
13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Why the hell would I do that?
14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah.
15. Ever been to a bar?
Yeah.
16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yeah.
17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Not in the last eight years.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yeah.
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Uh huh.
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yeaaah.
21. Ever been to an adult store?
Yeah.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah, bunch of random shit I don't think I ever used. Was probably drunk at the time.
23. Have you been caught having sex?
Unfortunately.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I, uh, doubt it.
25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
Nah.
1. Is there anyone on your flist you would have sex with?
As often as I possibly can.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm a guy. I'm good any time.
3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Uh, yeah. Long time ago though.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Ha. No one in their right mind would pay to see that.
5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Shower.
6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, I guess. But I kind of like to keep things as equal as possible.
7. Do you love someone on your flist?
More than anyone else in the whole goddamn world, yeah.
8. Love or Money?
What a goddamn cliche. Love.
9. Credit cards or cash?
Cards.
10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Well, this question is Cornball, USA. And assumes that the one answering the question doesn't have a best friend.
11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
5-star hotel. I don't sleep on the ground anymore.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the copy room at the Planet.
13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Why the hell would I do that?
14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah.
15. Ever been to a bar?
Yeah.
16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yeah.
17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Not in the last eight years.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yeah.
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Uh huh.
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yeaaah.
21. Ever been to an adult store?
Yeah.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah, bunch of random shit I don't think I ever used. Was probably drunk at the time.
23. Have you been caught having sex?
Unfortunately.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I, uh, doubt it.
25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
Nah.