"Just pretend I'm a fly on the wall that you're talking to."
Meghan: ur like god- always watching
Meghan: except smaller and with red hair
Meghan: i am a little but to be honest, i feel as though we would be having a conversation about whether i was on crack or not even if you werent scanning my quotes for potential livejournal material-we are just those kind of friends
Me: PRESSURE
Meghan: im so fucking funny!
Me: do you need a bar of soap too?
Me: lol erin is swearing like a truck driver right now and I'mtrying to tell her to suck on a bar of soap
Meghan: i dont really think truch drivers swear
Meghan: i think they just listen to music and drive
Meghan: because i have never seen one swear and ive been on the road many a time
Me: I'm sure theyre human like everyone else and belch out a swear or two
Meghan: yes but it is unfair to classify them wrongly
Me: well then you swear like a car driver during rush hour traffic on interstate 95...HOW BOUT THAT BIOTCH
Meghan: commendable my little red haired friend-commendable
Me: btw just so you know, I don't really have red hair anymore
Meghan: omg my little bald friend!
Me: I love that you and meredith and alyssa still refer to me as your little red headed friend, but the red is kinda gone
Me: NO
Me: NOT BALD
Meghan: hahahaha
Me: BRUNETTE
Me: people amuse me to no end
Meghan: do people=meghan
Meghan: ?
Me: well, single-individual-as-part-of-collective-group-of-people=meghan
Meghan: meghan=ALL
Meghan: I AM ALL POWERFUL
Me: uh huh
Me: ok Jafar take it easy
Meghan: hahahah omg ive always wanted a nickname
Meghan: no tasha she has lost her eldest daughter!
Me: what IS IT with poeple? she has not LOST ME
Meghan: u are lost to her tasha! ur a fucking ship out at sea!
Me: what?!
Meghan: u are sailing away from the shore! she is the shore u are the boat! follow me!
Me: and what the fuck are you supposed to be?
Me: the bigger boat leading little tugboat me along?
Meghan: i am a dog tasha- i go outside for awhile to do my business, but i always come back when i get hungry or cold
Me: I am so confuse right now, it's not even funny
Meghan: u are not following my analogy
Me: I think I need to sign off line and go sit in a corner and tihnk about WHAT THE FUCK IT IS THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE SAYING TO ME!!!
Meredith: I thought people would want to know
Me: I'm very happy to read about your bodily functions Meredith, so do keep sharing
Meredith: Well, Tasha, I do these things specifically for you, you know
Me: I'm glad! I feel special!
Meredith: you should!
Meredith: Dude, I love Yom Kippur
Meredith: my english teacher is crazy
Me: mine's just on drugs
Me: what does yours do?
Meredith: mine is like "Little Red Riding Hood is great stroy.......but what about the SEX? I'm a crazy horny old English teacher! English teachers see sex everywhere! It's a given MWHAHAHAHA" and I'm like, "Thanks, I want to be an English teacher.... I see sex everywhere! It's perfect!"
Me: do you feel the pressure? well, do ya? do ya?
Meredith: Well, it definitely feels hotter in here than it did a minute ago... gulp...
Meredith: Sometimes your so short that I can't hear your wee little voice, you know?
Me: just pretend i'm a fly on the wall that youre talking to
Meredith: I don't talk to flies on walls!
Me: ok that doesn;t actually work at all...
Erin: youd be amazed at what you can find online
Me: porn stars?
Erin: well
Me: pedifiles?
Me: child molesters?
Erin: OK IT WAS ONLY ONE FILM AND I NEEDED THE MONEY
Me: freaks who never go out in the day?
Me: OK WOAH
Me: erin do you have a crush on my mom?
Erin: lol
Erin: yes tasha i have a crush on your mom
Erin: thats exactly it
Me: just checking
Erin: ever since ive met you ive been harboring secret feelings for your mother
Me: i've notcied
Erin: you are psychotic
Meghan: except smaller and with red hair
Meghan: i am a little but to be honest, i feel as though we would be having a conversation about whether i was on crack or not even if you werent scanning my quotes for potential livejournal material-we are just those kind of friends
Me: PRESSURE
Meghan: im so fucking funny!
Me: do you need a bar of soap too?
Me: lol erin is swearing like a truck driver right now and I'mtrying to tell her to suck on a bar of soap
Meghan: i dont really think truch drivers swear
Meghan: i think they just listen to music and drive
Meghan: because i have never seen one swear and ive been on the road many a time
Me: I'm sure theyre human like everyone else and belch out a swear or two
Meghan: yes but it is unfair to classify them wrongly
Me: well then you swear like a car driver during rush hour traffic on interstate 95...HOW BOUT THAT BIOTCH
Meghan: commendable my little red haired friend-commendable
Me: btw just so you know, I don't really have red hair anymore
Meghan: omg my little bald friend!
Me: I love that you and meredith and alyssa still refer to me as your little red headed friend, but the red is kinda gone
Me: NO
Me: NOT BALD
Meghan: hahahaha
Me: BRUNETTE
Me: people amuse me to no end
Meghan: do people=meghan
Meghan: ?
Me: well, single-individual-as-part-of-collective-group-of-people=meghan
Meghan: meghan=ALL
Meghan: I AM ALL POWERFUL
Me: uh huh
Me: ok Jafar take it easy
Meghan: hahahah omg ive always wanted a nickname
Meghan: no tasha she has lost her eldest daughter!
Me: what IS IT with poeple? she has not LOST ME
Meghan: u are lost to her tasha! ur a fucking ship out at sea!
Me: what?!
Meghan: u are sailing away from the shore! she is the shore u are the boat! follow me!
Me: and what the fuck are you supposed to be?
Me: the bigger boat leading little tugboat me along?
Meghan: i am a dog tasha- i go outside for awhile to do my business, but i always come back when i get hungry or cold
Me: I am so confuse right now, it's not even funny
Meghan: u are not following my analogy
Me: I think I need to sign off line and go sit in a corner and tihnk about WHAT THE FUCK IT IS THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE SAYING TO ME!!!
Meredith: I thought people would want to know
Me: I'm very happy to read about your bodily functions Meredith, so do keep sharing
Meredith: Well, Tasha, I do these things specifically for you, you know
Me: I'm glad! I feel special!
Meredith: you should!
Meredith: Dude, I love Yom Kippur
Meredith: my english teacher is crazy
Me: mine's just on drugs
Me: what does yours do?
Meredith: mine is like "Little Red Riding Hood is great stroy.......but what about the SEX? I'm a crazy horny old English teacher! English teachers see sex everywhere! It's a given MWHAHAHAHA" and I'm like, "Thanks, I want to be an English teacher.... I see sex everywhere! It's perfect!"
Me: do you feel the pressure? well, do ya? do ya?
Meredith: Well, it definitely feels hotter in here than it did a minute ago... gulp...
Meredith: Sometimes your so short that I can't hear your wee little voice, you know?
Me: just pretend i'm a fly on the wall that youre talking to
Meredith: I don't talk to flies on walls!
Me: ok that doesn;t actually work at all...
Erin: youd be amazed at what you can find online
Me: porn stars?
Erin: well
Me: pedifiles?
Me: child molesters?
Erin: OK IT WAS ONLY ONE FILM AND I NEEDED THE MONEY
Me: freaks who never go out in the day?
Me: OK WOAH
Me: erin do you have a crush on my mom?
Erin: lol
Erin: yes tasha i have a crush on your mom
Erin: thats exactly it
Me: just checking
Erin: ever since ive met you ive been harboring secret feelings for your mother
Me: i've notcied
Erin: you are psychotic