Things that MUST happen.
For the survival of all humanity, you understand.
1. Tycho (from Penny Arcade) MUST stop endlessly bitching about the "communist principles" of every freaking Mario Kart game. WE GET IT. You don't like the blue shell. Fine. Go play the dozen or so racing games that will allow you to show your true skills at turning in a big circle without the dire threat of the Turtle Shell of Damocles. Mario Kart is not meant to be a serious racer, so fuck off on the blue shell.
2. Hillary Clinton must stop trying to play the underdog, "he's an elite!" card against a candidate that actually did start off life poor, unlike her trust fund ass.
3. While we're on Clinton, she also needs to stop raising the bar in terms of what makes for a win. She didn't give a damn about Michigan and Florida when she thought she was just going to get handed the nomination, but now that she's struggling, all of a sudden "the voter's voices must be heard..." Christ. If this, and other things, are any sign of how she's going to behave as a President... *sigh*. Why couldn't Kate Clinton have run? Now there's a Clinton I would be more than happy voting for...
4. STOP TALKING ABOUT REV. WRIGHT. Or at least start talking about Rev. Hagee as much.
-more later.
1. Tycho (from Penny Arcade) MUST stop endlessly bitching about the "communist principles" of every freaking Mario Kart game. WE GET IT. You don't like the blue shell. Fine. Go play the dozen or so racing games that will allow you to show your true skills at turning in a big circle without the dire threat of the Turtle Shell of Damocles. Mario Kart is not meant to be a serious racer, so fuck off on the blue shell.
2. Hillary Clinton must stop trying to play the underdog, "he's an elite!" card against a candidate that actually did start off life poor, unlike her trust fund ass.
3. While we're on Clinton, she also needs to stop raising the bar in terms of what makes for a win. She didn't give a damn about Michigan and Florida when she thought she was just going to get handed the nomination, but now that she's struggling, all of a sudden "the voter's voices must be heard..." Christ. If this, and other things, are any sign of how she's going to behave as a President... *sigh*. Why couldn't Kate Clinton have run? Now there's a Clinton I would be more than happy voting for...
4. STOP TALKING ABOUT REV. WRIGHT. Or at least start talking about Rev. Hagee as much.
-more later.