ISUCK...

May 28, 2005 14:31

(the good stuff)
Well.. the last couple of days have been good. My bars are all pretty much in the green, cept for maybe the bathroom one, I'll take care of that in a few tho... lol, that was for all you sims fans out there. Well, I finished the landscaping project with CJ and Foster. It feels good to be done... but at the same time I feel bad for all of the nature homes we destroyed, all for a view of the lake for two people. Leave it to humans to do something stupid like that. I guess it'll all grow back and the eco-system there will go back to normal. Nature is good at bouncing back.

(and here comes the crappy stuff)
I don't see the people I love the most anymore. I can't sleep well. I miss ags really badly, matts gone, cause he's always with his girlfriend. Figures, he's getting to hang out with his girlfriend too much, and me, none at all. Ags, when your not around, I stumble around. I still have a good time, but I just suck, I'm more clumsy, I lack in the motivation department, I say stupid things, which brings me to my next story.

This story is called...

The Tale of the Jobless Idiot...
By Tony Mancini. (the jobless idiot)

Once upon a time there was a man named Tony. This man, like others was looking for summer employment. But, unlike others, Tony had a special power. This power was unique in many ways. Tony used this power often, and it was called "Time-Jeet-At," which, when used, most people would respond with, "Well, around 5:30-6, it was a good supper." Time-Jeet-At was a very powerful power, once it was used 5 times, it had morphed into a new power called "Inter-Stellar-Unified-Confrigulation-Kazamskies" or ISUCK for short.

One day, Tony decided that he should go out and look for a job, yet again. He quickly realized that he was actually successful on his hunt for some solid income. The target: Staples, The Job: Computer Sales Rep, The Wage: $8.75/hr (I think), this was very probable. He also knew a friend who was sure to get him in, Erica Scheel. So he decided to hand in a resume and just like that, ended up with a job interview the next day. He even later talked with Erica and found out that one of the managers was very interested in hiring him. "Woo HOO!" he thought as he typed to his friend.

The night passed, and the day came, bringing Tony to his interview was his kind mother, Darlene. She happily dropped him off and went to get her nails done (cause its my dads birthday comin up, and she wants to look pretty). So Tony goes into the interview... Everything was great... for the first 5 minutes, when all of a sudden the interview came to an abrupt end. Tony did not get the job. He was also now stranded at Staples waiting for his mother to come pick him up. Whats the reason for this you ask? Well, Tony decided to tell the Manager that he is leaving for Europe on August 1st for a month. Right. Smart move there ham-stray. Whatever that is. Tony, once again uses his ISUCK powers to retrieve nothing.

The hunt continues...

The end.
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