#237. Birthdays
My birthday is less than a month away. August 8th. I ain't sure what I'd wanna do for it. I'd like my Momma ta be long gone an' somewhere far away by then. She's the most annoyin' house guest an' she won't take no for an answer. An' she's constantly buggin' the hell outta me.
I don't need a party for my birthday. I'd like ta see Ray that day I think. An' Logan. An' the rest of my friends. Maybe go to a spa--er, not with Logan. Don't worry sugah, I ain't that mean. I think mostly though what I'd really like is ta have figured out exactly what I'm gonna be doin' with my life. Bein' stuck in this limbo is pointless an' annoyin' the hell outta me--more than Momma is. Well, maybe it's a tie. She can be downright annoyin'.
But if'n anyone would like a blue mutant that would probably kill ya as soon as look at ya I'm givin' her away for free. Hell, I'll even pay for ya ta take her. Name your price an' I'll make it happen.
I don't need a party for my birthday. I'd like ta see Ray that day I think. An' Logan. An' the rest of my friends. Maybe go to a spa--er, not with Logan. Don't worry sugah, I ain't that mean. I think mostly though what I'd really like is ta have figured out exactly what I'm gonna be doin' with my life. Bein' stuck in this limbo is pointless an' annoyin' the hell outta me--more than Momma is. Well, maybe it's a tie. She can be downright annoyin'.
But if'n anyone would like a blue mutant that would probably kill ya as soon as look at ya I'm givin' her away for free. Hell, I'll even pay for ya ta take her. Name your price an' I'll make it happen.