Two very good things.

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Today, normalcyispasse lifted 702 pounds off of the ground at his first powerlifting competition. He is the new world record holder in his division for the World Powerlifting Association.

I am so proud that I could possibly burst.

Also, I just turned 25 years old about nineteen minutes ago. May I never be so foolish as to bitch and moan about my age.