hey hollywood, never looked this good.

[tlautishot]

i'm not doing the anonymous thing because.. i don't want to.

have you guys read fanfics of yourself? i have. it's sort of hot how they make me this sex god with awesome sex skills but.. it's not needed, thank you. i know i'm sexy in real life, but seriously? making me fuck kristen is just sort of weird and not likely to happen. or dakota fanning!

Comments

[seeelenuh]

You would say sex so many times in this blog. You crazy, Taylor.

Anyways. I never read fanfiction about me, or anyone else. Just cause. That's so sketchy. Like, people writing fanfiction about a bunch of people I know and reading that. Gross.

[tlautishot]

sex is a fun word, okay? you crazy, sel.

well maybe i've read a chapter or two about you.

[seeelenuh]

I don't know. Maybe. But, you crazier, Taylor.

I'm somewhat interested and want to ask what the hell a fanfiction about me could even be ABOUT but I'll refrain cause that's so sjdflkdggross.

[tlautishot]

i'm not the one that makes crazy singing videos. if i'm crazier than you're... insane.

oh, there's some here and there about you having sex with various disney kids. not that i would ever read those things, that'll be gross.

[seeelenuh]

well maybe i've read a chapter or two about you. Busted. I win, you lose.

[tlautishot]

everything that i read was innocent. when it started going on about you taking off someone's clothes it wasn't needed, even for me. that's hard to imagine, wow. oh my god the thoughts.

[seeelenuh]

I still win just because.