hey hollywood, never looked this good.
i'm not doing the anonymous thing because.. i don't want to.
have you guys read fanfics of yourself? i have. it's sort of hot how they make me this sex god with awesome sex skills but.. it's not needed, thank you. i know i'm sexy in real life, but seriously? making me fuck kristen is just sort of weird and not likely to happen. or dakota fanning! what the hell! you know what else i get? vanessa hudgens. these people can think of anyone, really. they use vanessa as leah. and then they're all "LEAH & JACOB, SO HOT OH HOLY SHIT SJLKJSGG". right. dakota plays jane, so they put me with jane too. they put me with bella all the time. i'm her 'personal sun', right. isn't that weird that jacob is like a sun? what the hell? jacob's warm, sure. but sunny.. what. back to the subject. apparently they call me taycob? that's kind of scary, alright? i have a name and it's taylor. call me sex god, sure. call me sexy, sure. just not.. taycob. wow. that's weird. i'm a mixture of taylor plus jacob? sweet. except not really. i'm not like jacob at all. sort of, maybe. just hotter.
it's funny when i find icons that are me and an arrow pointing to it saying <--- JAILBAIT. sorry i can't have sex with you? that's what she said. i saw an icon that said <--- brb going to hell. that made me laugh. i showed it to my friends and they were like "i'm going to use this as my msn icon!". not cool. sometimes these cyber stuff are just so weird, y'know? sometimes when i'm bored i'd google or livejournal search myself, just to see what will come up. i'm not reading the slash fanfictions. i. will. not. i'm not a big fan of reading fanfics about me having sex with robert? i'm sure he's good in bed, thank you but no thanks.
i've said sex so many times in this blog.
i don't like reading gossip sites about me. it's just weird, the gossip. and most of them are lies. that makes me want to hit my computer. except that'll make me pay for another computer which isn't needed. the rascal flatts are a really good band, too. i don't usually like country but they are seriously great. i recently started drinking normal coke instead of diet and i just don't like the taste of normal coke as opposed to diet coke. i think something's wrong with me. my friend says diet has the weird taste. huh, weird.
right so, question, what weird things do you find of yourself online?
have you guys read fanfics of yourself? i have. it's sort of hot how they make me this sex god with awesome sex skills but.. it's not needed, thank you. i know i'm sexy in real life, but seriously? making me fuck kristen is just sort of weird and not likely to happen. or dakota fanning! what the hell! you know what else i get? vanessa hudgens. these people can think of anyone, really. they use vanessa as leah. and then they're all "LEAH & JACOB, SO HOT OH HOLY SHIT SJLKJSGG". right. dakota plays jane, so they put me with jane too. they put me with bella all the time. i'm her 'personal sun', right. isn't that weird that jacob is like a sun? what the hell? jacob's warm, sure. but sunny.. what. back to the subject. apparently they call me taycob? that's kind of scary, alright? i have a name and it's taylor. call me sex god, sure. call me sexy, sure. just not.. taycob. wow. that's weird. i'm a mixture of taylor plus jacob? sweet. except not really. i'm not like jacob at all. sort of, maybe. just hotter.
it's funny when i find icons that are me and an arrow pointing to it saying <--- JAILBAIT. sorry i can't have sex with you? that's what she said. i saw an icon that said <--- brb going to hell. that made me laugh. i showed it to my friends and they were like "i'm going to use this as my msn icon!". not cool. sometimes these cyber stuff are just so weird, y'know? sometimes when i'm bored i'd google or livejournal search myself, just to see what will come up. i'm not reading the slash fanfictions. i. will. not. i'm not a big fan of reading fanfics about me having sex with robert? i'm sure he's good in bed, thank you but no thanks.
i've said sex so many times in this blog.
i don't like reading gossip sites about me. it's just weird, the gossip. and most of them are lies. that makes me want to hit my computer. except that'll make me pay for another computer which isn't needed. the rascal flatts are a really good band, too. i don't usually like country but they are seriously great. i recently started drinking normal coke instead of diet and i just don't like the taste of normal coke as opposed to diet coke. i think something's wrong with me. my friend says diet has the weird taste. huh, weird.
right so, question, what weird things do you find of yourself online?