hey hollywood, never looked this good.

[tlautishot]

i'm not doing the anonymous thing because.. i don't want to.

have you guys read fanfics of yourself? i have. it's sort of hot how they make me this sex god with awesome sex skills but.. it's not needed, thank you. i know i'm sexy in real life, but seriously? making me fuck kristen is just sort of weird and not likely to happen. or dakota fanning!

Comments

[bbvisarousing]

Way to be a total loser. Anonymous posting is beast. Except not really.

And what the heck, why would you read fanfictions about yourself + me? I hate you. Go work out or something, god. But I tend to stay far away from any communities that involve any use of the imagination including myself. Because that's just creepy.

[tlautishot]

if people have a problem with me, they can say it to my face. it's not that hard, really.

...because, it was there? it was calling me? it was semi-interesting? and it was sort of hot. i didn't finish it though. oh right you hate me. right. you probably have a lot of communities. not that i would know.

[bbvisarousing]

Not all anonymous comments are bad! There can be good ones. And anyway, you're big enough to crush anyone. What if people were scared to legit tell you how they feel, and was looking forward to it anonymously, and then you killed their hopes and dreams? That's horrible.

I'm not surprised that you would get off reading fanfiction about yourself.

[tlautishot]

then they can say that good thing to my face too? uh, sure. right. well then. they can... i don't know. wait for next time, maybe. i'm not horrible!

i don't get off reading fanfiction about myself. what.

[bbvisarousing]

Maybe they would rather secretly inform you of something then. What if there isn't a next time? What if this was the very last opportunity and now it's gone? You, my friend, are an official hopes and dreams killer.

Taylor, you are a big fat liar. The fact that you wrote a whole blog about it begs to differ.

[tlautishot]

like a ~secret letter? that's not really needed? i'd rather know who they are then try to guess. uhm, that's sad? you make me sound like the guy that takes lollipops away from kids in the park.

i had nothing to blog about! i only read them occasionally.