hey hollywood, never looked this good.

[tlautishot]

i'm not doing the anonymous thing because.. i don't want to.

have you guys read fanfics of yourself? i have. it's sort of hot how they make me this sex god with awesome sex skills but.. it's not needed, thank you. i know i'm sexy in real life, but seriously? making me fuck kristen is just sort of weird and not likely to happen. or dakota fanning!

Comments

[missbrendabaybe]

I read a fanfic once where I* like had a threesome with cole and dylan. it was sick. and not in the good way.

BTW how are you bb?

[tlautishot]

that gives me very pedo-ish thoughts. i don't appreciate you in my head, brenda.

i'm bored. i need to be on set but i'm not so i have nothing to do right now.

[missbrendabaybe]

:'( I'm sorry.

Go shopping.

[tlautishot]

...go shopping? ...why?

[missbrendabaybe]

Do you really need a reason?

[tlautishot]

since i'm not a chick, yes i do. maybe i need some socks, or a new shirt. i don't just go shopping for fun!

[missbrendabaybe]

Wth kind of guy are you Taylor!

[tlautishot]

a normal guy?

[missbrendabaybe]

We need to remedy this.

[tlautishot]

...do we really have to?

[missbrendabaybe]

yes.

[tlautishot]

i think that'll just be something to torture me. js.

[missbrendabaybe]

maybe I like to torture people.

[tlautishot]

maybe you're evil.

[missbrendabaybe]

Maybe. Muahahahahahahaha. Like my evil laugh?

[tlautishot]

it reminds me of the kid on hannah montana.

perfect.