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[tjthebiotch]

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So, ” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?” “I’ve been to the pub, ” slurs the drunk. “Well, ” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.” “I did all right, ” the drunk says with a smile. “Did you know, ” says the

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[myglassheartx]

LMFAOOO!

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