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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So, ” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?” “I’ve been to the pub, ” slurs the drunk. “Well, ” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.” “I did all right, ” the drunk says with a smile. “Did you know, ” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?” “Oh, thank heavens, ” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
Two drunks are laying on the floor, and one of them is sticking a finger in and out of the other drunk’s ass. When a cop walks by and looks at the drunks, he says, “What the hell are you two doing?” The first drunk replies, “Oh, I’m just helping my friend vomit.” So the cop says, “Do you think I’m stupid? Sticking your finger in his ass is no way to make your friend vomit.” “Just wait until I stick it in his mouth, ” replies the drunk.
Two drunks are laying on the floor, and one of them is sticking a finger in and out of the other drunk’s ass. When a cop walks by and looks at the drunks, he says, “What the hell are you two doing?” The first drunk replies, “Oh, I’m just helping my friend vomit.” So the cop says, “Do you think I’m stupid? Sticking your finger in his ass is no way to make your friend vomit.” “Just wait until I stick it in his mouth, ” replies the drunk.