Two Fist Pumps for Recreation
I saw this Elvis impersonator up in Bay City the other day. He was driving a clunky, white 1991 Pontiac Transport. I know this because my parents own the exact same car. Maybe business is bad for Elvis wannabes, and he stole my parent's crappy car. Life can't get a whole lot worse than that.
It's cool to look over the other side of the gas pump and see some guy you made out with years and years ago at some random party you went to in order to properly rebel from your parents. You act like strangers now. But it's cool to think "Hey, your tongue was in my mouth once. Now you're buying gas, just like me." Neat!
I've spent the last week relocating to my new palace of abiding. I've learned two important lessons:
1. Humans are disgusting creatures, and will collect, dirt, dust, bottle caps, and socks which hold no justification, on their floor.
2. Vacuums are a useful tool which should be used more than twice a year. If you're an overachiever, try for more than thrice a year!
From Thursday to Sunday, I'd gotten 12, maybe 13, hours of sleep total. I just got off a 18-hour sleeping binge. And I feel great.
I'd like to thank coffee and Mountain Dew for getting me where I am today.
It's cool to look over the other side of the gas pump and see some guy you made out with years and years ago at some random party you went to in order to properly rebel from your parents. You act like strangers now. But it's cool to think "Hey, your tongue was in my mouth once. Now you're buying gas, just like me." Neat!
I've spent the last week relocating to my new palace of abiding. I've learned two important lessons:
1. Humans are disgusting creatures, and will collect, dirt, dust, bottle caps, and socks which hold no justification, on their floor.
2. Vacuums are a useful tool which should be used more than twice a year. If you're an overachiever, try for more than thrice a year!
From Thursday to Sunday, I'd gotten 12, maybe 13, hours of sleep total. I just got off a 18-hour sleeping binge. And I feel great.
I'd like to thank coffee and Mountain Dew for getting me where I am today.