Host of Family Fortunes (UK): We surveyed a hundred people and asked them to name a way of toasting someone. Michelle?
Contestant (Michelle): Over a fire.

So I did a paper on Paul Tillich for one of my classes, on the back cover of this book:
Religion In The New Millennium: Theology in the spirit of Paul Tillich there was a picture of the author, Raymond Bulman.

I've posted it and a picture of his obvious contemporary look-alike, behind the cut.

( i'm ron burgandy? )

You can't put the caste system into a truck. - Andrew Baumgartner
You're a turd shoveler. Be the best damn turd shoveler you can be and then maybe in the next life you won't be a turd shoveler. - Andrew Baumgartner
Columbus, the great reformer - Andrew Baumgartner
My two working hands want to strangle myself. - Andrew Baumgartner
Andrew: What are ( Read more... )

time for me to waste time by rehashing some favorite Family Guy lines in a desperate attempt to bring something meaningful and entertaining back into my otherwise dreary useless existence:

( Like a masocist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound. )

Man peed way out of avalancheA Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains ( Read more... )