Success!
Got a hold of the piercer a couple other places recommended & he can do it! He's soo nice. I got his name wrong since I left all my papers at home, but he just laughed it off with me. Says he's willing to do both at once & can do it quickly (he's willing to set the clamps & everything & then just go boom-boom). Been piercing seven years & has done this one successfully before. Said I should call him before I come up so he can get everything sterilized & ready. I'm really really excited! 12 gauge & $60 (although it's usually $35 for a tongue piercing, he said $60 for two even though I'd already said that $70 was worth it).