Ouchie.
My face hurts. And no, this time I did not run into something. The lazer did it, I swear. Bah. Now I'm all poofy. But this should be the last time, well on my face at least. I hope. Anyhoo, going skiing with my Dad on Wednesday, which should be an event of epic awkwardness. Oh well, I'll get to go skiing. And now onto the quiz, which I blame on tulzdavampslaya...
1. Would you chew gum after someone else already has?
I don't chew gum. And even if I did, probably not.
2. What describes your relationship status?
Alone and single. Lol.
3. What is the worst cover song of all time?
Britney Spear's terrible version of the Stone's 'Satisfaction'. I don't know how you turn a song about lack of sex into a love ballad, but she did it.
4. What is your least favorite word and why?
... I'll have to get back to you on that.
5. Ever been skinny dipping?
Nope.
6. Why is this survey missing questions?
I don't know, perhaps you should ask the person who deleted the questions.
7. Who have you talked to most today?
The other girl who was working with me today.
8. Three frogs are sitting on a log. One goes home and hangs himself. What say you to this?
It must have been hard for that frog, being with two other people who didn't even realise that he was around. I hope he has better luck in his next froggie life.
9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you?
Mike. The question is, which one... :O
10. Color of your shirt?
Yellow/gold.
11. How many years have you taken a language?
8. And I still can't speak much French.
12. How old were you when you stopped asking for the kids menu and the crayons at restaurants?
Dunno... I have a feeling it wasn't that long ago... O_o
13. We place a living cat into a steel chamber, along with a device containing a vial of hydrocyanic acid. There is, in the chamber, a very small amount of a radioactive substance. If even a single atom of the substance decays during the test period, a relay mechanism will trip a hammer, which will, in turn, break the vial and kill the cat. If the cat remains unobserved, we cannot know if the cat has been killed. THEREFORE, IS THE CAT SIMULTANEOUSLY DEAD AND ALIVE?
I thought you were supposed to shoot the cat...?
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
Never. Bad luck that is.
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
If there is a buffalo drinking your tent water, don't yell at it.
16. Are you a bad influence?
I can be...
17. What color are your eyes?
Grey or Green, depending on my mood.
18. What currently makes you very very happy?
The sun.
19. Would you do anything for someone?
Not now anymore, but I would have.
20. Are your toes cold right now?
They are always cold. Always.
21. Favorite color?
Blue or green.
22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
Like actual smiliey faces?? Cause those creep me out...
23. You have 18 hours to assassinate any celebrity of your choice. Who do you kill, why, and how?
Meh, I don't care enough to end up in jail for it. I suppose one of those oober skinny slutty ones that have far too much influence over young girl's minds. They are the devil incarnate. Lol.
24. Are your grades good?
Meh, they're not terrible.
25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out?
No. They don't have to read it if they don't want to, so they can just carry on as though they never saw it...
26. Would you date anyone on your top friends?
...Yes? No? I don't know...?
27. Does your best friend have a myspace?
I don't have a BF right now... But I don't think anyone I know has one...
28. George Bush: great president or GREATEST president?
Can I say neither? I'm not a Bush fan...
29. Where do you stand on frilly toothpicks?
Heh, they have plastic on them...
30. You wake up one morning and -wouldn't you know it?- you've got two penises, in place of whatever used to be there. What is the first thing that you do?
Poke them.
31. Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?
Yup.
32. Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.?
Never seen it.
33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.s?
None.
34. Who loves gold more?: Pirates, leprechuans, or Donald Trump?
I think I'll go with Tulz on this one, there should be dragons in this question. I like dragons...
35. Speaking of leprechauns, is Dennis Kucinich secretly a leprechaun? (Admit it, he totally is.)
...?
36. Still have pictures of your ex?
Yes, though they aren't in plain sight.
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
No, but I think I might have some Black Sabath...
38. Alanis Morisette?
Yup.
39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
Nope.
40. Do you ever correct small grammatical errors on surveys?
No.
41. Did you ever have imaginary friends?
Lots of them. I used to imagine that all the Disney characters were my friends. I used to be a very fucked up child...
42. What's your motto?
Stupid numbers.
43. Have you ever gotten the urge to do something outrageously random and inappropriate in public? What/where was it?
Yes... but that's not for you to know about...
44. Describe your last karaoke experience.
Hee. Victoria Pub Crawl. Nuff said.
45. Have you ever watched a little kid's show?
Yes...
46. Rock, paper, scissors. Pick one.
Rock
47. Bear vs. hammerhead shark: Who would win?
I'll go with the shark, cause the bear woudl have to be in the water for it to get it, thus giving the shark the upper hand...
48. Take your chosen winner of #47's competition and put them up against Chuck Norris: Who would win?
Does Chuck Norris have guns?
49. Have you ever written a poem or story about your life?
All my stories are based on mylife... What a silly question.
50. Have you ever spent over an hour thinking about nothing but a certain person?
How about ever waking hour of every bloody day?
51. Have you ever liked someone solely because of their appearance?
Yes. Oh yes indeed. I still like him. He's just sooo pretty. Lol.
52. Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis?
Try to.
53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
Cleanliness not usually, but everything MUST be organised!!
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
Nope, though they are on the list...
55. Unicorns, club sandwiches, or ninjas? PICK ONE.
Unicorns! Though I will not say why...
56. Water balloons, peanut butter, or yoga? PICK ONE.
Peanut Butter. Lol.
57. Whose moustache is the king of all moustaches?
Jack Layton!
58. Wait, is it spelled "moustache" or "mustache"? Have I really been spelling "moustache" wrong this whole time?
Meh, spelling's not my thing. That's my computer's job.
59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant colour?
Black or brown.
60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
What is this Coldstone?
61. I'm still kind of tiffed about not knowing how to spell "mustache". Have people been mocking me this whole time?
I don't know.
62. I'm gonna do an impression now, okay? Okay:
[ahem] "Sock it to MEEEEE?"
WHO AM I WHO AM I WHO AM I?
...
63. Is there any one commercial you can't stand, even though their product is amazing?
I hate commercials, and it seems that they are getting progressivly stupider. Is the population getting stupider? No. It is getting smarter, so why are bloody comercials getting stupider? Maybe so the rest of us can feel smarter?? Conspiracy? I think so.
64. If you're life were one big episode of "Happy Days", who would be the Fonz and why?
Never watched that show, but I think I would have to say... Mike! Ha. But which one am I talking about... there are like 20 in my life... Lol.
65. Commitment or casual dating?
Commitment. I need LOVE!!
66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
I'm with Tulz on this one too. You can't ask me to pick!
67. Fly or road trip?
I don't really like flying, but I love the choice of destinations. I love to drive though... So I don't know.
68. Starbucks?
I prefer Second Cup.
69. What is your favorite Disney movie?
Lion King?
70. Have you ever bought clothing at Sears?
Yup. Nice and cheaply like.
71. Does WikiPedia really need an article about nature's tastiest birds?
Why do I care? Or you for that matter??
Oook, so that wasted took a bit of time... Bah.
Have any of you ever had it where your mind keeps popping memories into your mind, even when what you're doing has nothing to do with what the memory is about? My mind keeps doing this to me and it's driving me nuts! Nuts I say! Bah. :( And the worst part is that they aren't bad memories, in fact, they are some of my best. I get all happy thinking about them, but then reality kicks back in and I get all sad again. Tell me I'm not going crazy...
1. Would you chew gum after someone else already has?
I don't chew gum. And even if I did, probably not.
2. What describes your relationship status?
Alone and single. Lol.
3. What is the worst cover song of all time?
Britney Spear's terrible version of the Stone's 'Satisfaction'. I don't know how you turn a song about lack of sex into a love ballad, but she did it.
4. What is your least favorite word and why?
... I'll have to get back to you on that.
5. Ever been skinny dipping?
Nope.
6. Why is this survey missing questions?
I don't know, perhaps you should ask the person who deleted the questions.
7. Who have you talked to most today?
The other girl who was working with me today.
8. Three frogs are sitting on a log. One goes home and hangs himself. What say you to this?
It must have been hard for that frog, being with two other people who didn't even realise that he was around. I hope he has better luck in his next froggie life.
9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you?
Mike. The question is, which one... :O
10. Color of your shirt?
Yellow/gold.
11. How many years have you taken a language?
8. And I still can't speak much French.
12. How old were you when you stopped asking for the kids menu and the crayons at restaurants?
Dunno... I have a feeling it wasn't that long ago... O_o
13. We place a living cat into a steel chamber, along with a device containing a vial of hydrocyanic acid. There is, in the chamber, a very small amount of a radioactive substance. If even a single atom of the substance decays during the test period, a relay mechanism will trip a hammer, which will, in turn, break the vial and kill the cat. If the cat remains unobserved, we cannot know if the cat has been killed. THEREFORE, IS THE CAT SIMULTANEOUSLY DEAD AND ALIVE?
I thought you were supposed to shoot the cat...?
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
Never. Bad luck that is.
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
If there is a buffalo drinking your tent water, don't yell at it.
16. Are you a bad influence?
I can be...
17. What color are your eyes?
Grey or Green, depending on my mood.
18. What currently makes you very very happy?
The sun.
19. Would you do anything for someone?
Not now anymore, but I would have.
20. Are your toes cold right now?
They are always cold. Always.
21. Favorite color?
Blue or green.
22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
Like actual smiliey faces?? Cause those creep me out...
23. You have 18 hours to assassinate any celebrity of your choice. Who do you kill, why, and how?
Meh, I don't care enough to end up in jail for it. I suppose one of those oober skinny slutty ones that have far too much influence over young girl's minds. They are the devil incarnate. Lol.
24. Are your grades good?
Meh, they're not terrible.
25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out?
No. They don't have to read it if they don't want to, so they can just carry on as though they never saw it...
26. Would you date anyone on your top friends?
...Yes? No? I don't know...?
27. Does your best friend have a myspace?
I don't have a BF right now... But I don't think anyone I know has one...
28. George Bush: great president or GREATEST president?
Can I say neither? I'm not a Bush fan...
29. Where do you stand on frilly toothpicks?
Heh, they have plastic on them...
30. You wake up one morning and -wouldn't you know it?- you've got two penises, in place of whatever used to be there. What is the first thing that you do?
Poke them.
31. Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?
Yup.
32. Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.?
Never seen it.
33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.s?
None.
34. Who loves gold more?: Pirates, leprechuans, or Donald Trump?
I think I'll go with Tulz on this one, there should be dragons in this question. I like dragons...
35. Speaking of leprechauns, is Dennis Kucinich secretly a leprechaun? (Admit it, he totally is.)
...?
36. Still have pictures of your ex?
Yes, though they aren't in plain sight.
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
No, but I think I might have some Black Sabath...
38. Alanis Morisette?
Yup.
39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
Nope.
40. Do you ever correct small grammatical errors on surveys?
No.
41. Did you ever have imaginary friends?
Lots of them. I used to imagine that all the Disney characters were my friends. I used to be a very fucked up child...
42. What's your motto?
Stupid numbers.
43. Have you ever gotten the urge to do something outrageously random and inappropriate in public? What/where was it?
Yes... but that's not for you to know about...
44. Describe your last karaoke experience.
Hee. Victoria Pub Crawl. Nuff said.
45. Have you ever watched a little kid's show?
Yes...
46. Rock, paper, scissors. Pick one.
Rock
47. Bear vs. hammerhead shark: Who would win?
I'll go with the shark, cause the bear woudl have to be in the water for it to get it, thus giving the shark the upper hand...
48. Take your chosen winner of #47's competition and put them up against Chuck Norris: Who would win?
Does Chuck Norris have guns?
49. Have you ever written a poem or story about your life?
All my stories are based on mylife... What a silly question.
50. Have you ever spent over an hour thinking about nothing but a certain person?
How about ever waking hour of every bloody day?
51. Have you ever liked someone solely because of their appearance?
Yes. Oh yes indeed. I still like him. He's just sooo pretty. Lol.
52. Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis?
Try to.
53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
Cleanliness not usually, but everything MUST be organised!!
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
Nope, though they are on the list...
55. Unicorns, club sandwiches, or ninjas? PICK ONE.
Unicorns! Though I will not say why...
56. Water balloons, peanut butter, or yoga? PICK ONE.
Peanut Butter. Lol.
57. Whose moustache is the king of all moustaches?
Jack Layton!
58. Wait, is it spelled "moustache" or "mustache"? Have I really been spelling "moustache" wrong this whole time?
Meh, spelling's not my thing. That's my computer's job.
59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant colour?
Black or brown.
60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
What is this Coldstone?
61. I'm still kind of tiffed about not knowing how to spell "mustache". Have people been mocking me this whole time?
I don't know.
62. I'm gonna do an impression now, okay? Okay:
[ahem] "Sock it to MEEEEE?"
WHO AM I WHO AM I WHO AM I?
...
63. Is there any one commercial you can't stand, even though their product is amazing?
I hate commercials, and it seems that they are getting progressivly stupider. Is the population getting stupider? No. It is getting smarter, so why are bloody comercials getting stupider? Maybe so the rest of us can feel smarter?? Conspiracy? I think so.
64. If you're life were one big episode of "Happy Days", who would be the Fonz and why?
Never watched that show, but I think I would have to say... Mike! Ha. But which one am I talking about... there are like 20 in my life... Lol.
65. Commitment or casual dating?
Commitment. I need LOVE!!
66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
I'm with Tulz on this one too. You can't ask me to pick!
67. Fly or road trip?
I don't really like flying, but I love the choice of destinations. I love to drive though... So I don't know.
68. Starbucks?
I prefer Second Cup.
69. What is your favorite Disney movie?
Lion King?
70. Have you ever bought clothing at Sears?
Yup. Nice and cheaply like.
71. Does WikiPedia really need an article about nature's tastiest birds?
Why do I care? Or you for that matter??
Oook, so that wasted took a bit of time... Bah.
Have any of you ever had it where your mind keeps popping memories into your mind, even when what you're doing has nothing to do with what the memory is about? My mind keeps doing this to me and it's driving me nuts! Nuts I say! Bah. :( And the worst part is that they aren't bad memories, in fact, they are some of my best. I get all happy thinking about them, but then reality kicks back in and I get all sad again. Tell me I'm not going crazy...